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Get so fucking real, the princess is not unbuckling the knights armor. The knights squire is going to unbuckle the knights armor and the princess is simply going to wait in her chambers for it to be done. You're mistaken if you think the princess is going to touch your field armor.

qsycomplainsalot

The princess is sitting in the cuck chair while the squire unbuckles the knight's armor. The knight doesn't know what's going on.

notatzimisce

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

elisa-saurus-rex-blog

To me, this is the lesbian answer to humanity’s problems

#light hearted #elisa blogs

youmakemyheartgookiedokie

beatrice,

i think I’m out of time

hitmyvape

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

#clown shit #elisa blogs

snoopyoftheday

snoopy of the day

mysillycomics

The Silly Sturgeon Plush is up on Makeship!

Once again, Makeship and I have created a silly fishie who's ready to swim into your heart. It is 60 cm long, soft and huggable, and utterly adorable!🤎🤎🤎

LINK

tokyo-muse

bungerc0re

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

contemptible-scoundrel

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

sunrays12

Sapphic af

(The Countess and Susanna in “The Marriage Of Figaro” by Mozart)

therumpus

silly-comet

I dont need to go to therapy i need to go to a wildlife rehab center

kosmogrl

july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good

magicratfingers

i never thought id consider playing love and deepspace in the way i never plan to play WoW or try heroin but they put a werewolf in it so like :(

magicratfingers

they canceled him

magicratfingers

they canceled him both ways

magicratfingers

idk the lore or the facts man but i heard the chinese fans were sending cow manure to the devs and even voice actors

magicratfingers

the drama is dramaing i havent been this invested since the bricks and minifigs thing apparently the character's chinese name was a slur and there were references to war crimes ??