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me: zayn aint shit
zayn: ok but thats not what you was saying december 12, 2015 when you was talking bout how you wanted my children coating ya throat like melted chocolate
me:
i. athena dresses in cool, slick suits for office hours, and then after she clocks out, she beats her knuckles in on other people’s jawbones. the fight clubs are her temples. ii. apollo shoots deer down with guns with his sister, then plays in the local late-night rock band, so that he can shoot up heroin after the show. nobody ever specified what music meant to him. iii. artemis takes anti-depressants to live, after actaeon raped her, and if she didn’t then she’d never be able to hunt with her brother. sometimes strong people don’t fight back. iv. zeus is a corporate ceo of human services, making storms in other people’s lives, and he’s fucking his assistant, ganymede, in the bathroom stalls. the storm-master needs a little lightning of his own. v. hera marries zeus, sipping cool red wine out of a long-stemmed glass, that she throws on him when she finds out. she stays because as a marriage counselor, you have to take your own advice. vi. aphrodite is a senior in high school, the school slut, with a thing for ares, who‘s four years older. chain-smoking tastes like 50’s perfume if you try hard enough. vii. poseidon goes to trial for the rape of medusa, committed in the back room of athena’s fight club, demeter testifies against him, too. the father of two burned out his secrets. viii. ares fights at athena’s ring, beats up the douche who hits his girlfriend on the street, a raging feminist ally who bluffs his way through immorality. his motorcycle is the loudest noise in the city that never sleeps. ix. hades is a nice guy, his fingers flash with jeweled rings when he waves them, dealing drugs out of his pocket. sweet girls with bloody teeth are his favorite dessert. x. persephone crunches diamonds between her teeth, she sucks the rings off of hades’s finger, and decorates his house with floral arrangements and nonconformity. there’s only one queen of the underworld. xi. demeter rubs lotion over her dark skin at the flower shop, she does her best to teach her daughter, that laying down flat is for doormats. queens raise queens. xii. dionysus spends his nights drinking jack and smoking weed, long since dead to the concept of balance, balance is for the weak. who doesn’t want to live in extremes? xiii. hermes is a sweet-talker with great legs, his affections fleeting and wild, as he swings around the pole at the all-opportunities club. his life is flashing lights and nights in jail for petty theft. xiv. hephaestus is dedicated to work as well as his wife, let’s be honest, algaea is as much work as the metal craft he does in their garage. rough hands build things that endure. xv. hestia is a young girl, a freshman in high school, but her eyes are burning with fire as she protects what is hers. she was taught young to strike first and you will always be safe. in this world that kills beauty, even gods cannot survive the fall. modern gods were not made for this place.
modern gods; l.m. (via persephonerps)
Bug-free™ season is over and I am Afraid
Have you ever been eating a girl out and thought “what if I lick her too good and she lock her thighs around my neck then roll off the bed and snap my shit?” I can’t have my obituary saying “loving son and father passed while snatching his girlfriend’s soul. Sunrise: July 29 1990. Sunset: in the coont.”
* ! ✧ instagram template — by demcntia
i’ve seen many takes on the new instagram layout but i haven’t seen a template that resembles it to a t, so i decided to make one myself !! if by any chance this appears to have been taken/copied from someone else i apologize but it hasn’t, for i solemnly swear i’m up to no good i’ve made this myself !! the font used is myriad pro (but you should have that installed already), it includes an optional video thingy you can move around, and you can choose between the edit profile button and the follow button (whichever one you pick, don’t forget to move it according to the length of your username) !! if anyone has any doubts, or would like some help working with this, feel free to lmk :) please like/reblog if you find this helpful, tysm xx
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Boys: thick thighs save lives 😍 Boys 20 secs later: is that cellulite? :/
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✧ PAGE 005: LUSH LIFE ✧ by lustxfound
here’s a quick navi page just for fun !! as always, please keep the credit intact as i coded the html from scratch, but feel free to edit it as much as you like. the theme i’m using in the preview is a heavily-edited version of @effervescenht’s 009 theme. if you have any questions, feel free to send me an ask.
how to use:
make a new page (keep the standard layout)
copy the code then paste it in the html section
edit all the necessary sections like it’s a fill-in-the-blanks game !!
live preview / code
Okay so many of you know about Ramadan, the month in the islamic calander where every muslim who’s not travelling, pregnant, breastfeeding, diabetic or on their period or is ill or elderly has to fast from dawn until sunset and refrain from smoking, sex, swearing, etc. Instead of sending everyone I follow what I would like them to tag as #nsfr (not safe for ramadan), here is a list of things to tag:
food
nudes/ nsfw
kissing/ pda
smoking
bad language
I’d appreciate it if people reblog this so every muslim doesn’t have to ask the 400+ blogs they follow to tag stuff. Thanks!
This year it’s gonna fall on June 6th to July 6th, I believe :)
SIGNAL BOOST THIS !!!
BROS. PEOPLE. MY FRENS. WATCH OUT. THIS IS V IMPORTANT PLEASE DONT IGNORE AND PLEASE SPREAD THIS !!!
I was doing my thing on the zootopia tag but then all this terrible clickbait comes up?? It’s terrifying shit, there’s torture scenes there’s nsfw stuff it’s horrible and it’s all on a tag for a movie FOR CHILDREN I’m going to cry fu
I picked out some tags like# supernatural #castiel #kpop #danisnotonfire #comedy #the 100 #graffiti AND SO MANY MORE THATS ALL I COULD REMEMBER RN BUT THERE ARE PLENTY MORE TAGS
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STAY SAFE SPREAD THIS TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE ARE SAFE !!!
ITS STILL GOING ON AND IM GOING TO KEEP ON REBLOGGING THIS TILL ONE OF MY MORE FAMOUS FOLLOWERS REBLOGS IT BECAUSE ITS HORRIBLE
✧ PAGE 002: NILSSONS ✧ by lustxfound
social media/ship page !! i made this because i was inspired (read: corrupted) by a really fucked up ship i’m writing with lexi (@presenttenses), in this closed rp group run by my friends and i. this might be a little hard to customize as the padding and margins and all tend to fuck up if you move one thing, so be careful !! if you adjust one thing, make sure to adjust the other. it’s a good way to learn html, though, so feel free to tinker around. also: the template i used for the imessage icons can be downloaded here, and here is a tutorial for the music player.
as always, please keep the credit intact as i coded the html from scratch, but feel free to edit it as much as you like. the theme i’m using in the preview is a heavily-edited version of @effervescenht’s 009 theme. if you have any questions, feel free to send me an ask.
how to use:
make a new page (keep the standard layout)
copy the code then paste it in the html section
edit all the necessary sections like it’s a fill-in-the-blanks game !!
live preview / code
HISTORICAL / FANTASY POC FACECLAIM DATABASE
a while ago i did a series called poc faceclaims in period (ish) roles and realized that there are far more options than most people think when casting faceclaims! it currently has 40 fcs, but it’s a work in progress, with faceclaims constantly being added!
the faceclaims can be sorted by ethnicity, time period, location, source, and the faceclaim’s name.
if you see anything incorrect, want to ask for faceclaim suggestions for a certain time period/ethnicity/etc or want to suggest a faceclaim to add, send the blog a message!
what do y’all have against problematic characters do y’all expect rps to thrive with 30 neutral goods just baking pies and feeding the homeless doin the same stale ass skinny love angst plots like fuck
*:・゚✧ @helpersofindie & @demcntia present: BIO PAGE 01 — biography + iphone 6 (incl. contacts, twitter, instagram & tinder pages).
Hey!! Together with one of my best roleplaying buddies & friends here on Tumblr aka demcntia, I finally decided to make my first code. Credits for all the coding of the pretty pop up tabs goes to Amanda, because she’s a genius. We both really hope you enjoy this theme!! If you have any questions about the theme, or any of the included graphics, or you’d like a tutorial on how to use it, feel free to ask.
RULES —— Feel free to edit the page to your liking as much as you want, as long as it’s for personal use only. Do not use this page as a base code for your own theme/page. Do not steal this code (or bits from it), or claim it as yours. Please do not remove credit. Also a rule; feel absolutely free to use & make it look super cute!!
THIS CODE INCLUDES —
• A biography part on the left, including two 100x100 icons on top, statistics & a full biography part. This part includes a scrollbar, so you’ll have all the room you need. • An iPhone 6, including contacts, Twitter, Instagram & Tinder, when clicking on each icon. • The contacts list includes links to all the people on there, so you can link to threads/verses. • All the PSDs you need for the graphics in the iPhone 6. Find these PSDs below the cut. This includes the phone background and all the images for the pop ups.
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hi there !! i'm looking for two (or possibly more) co-admins to open up a new rp! i'd love to accept them and get started on the rp by the end of the week, so i was wondering if i could please get a shoutout? thanks so much!
here you go!
i'd like to make an rp based off the princess protection program movie but before i make the rp, i'd like to get some opinions. can you tell me how you'd feel about an rp like that? thank you !
i feel like plots about royalty are slowly becoming overrated to me, next to rich kid and school plots, but tbh there’s not really many other plots out there to do i guess.... long story short, i don’t really think the idea is original but i’m sure it’d have tons of interest since people can’t seem to get enough of those plots. nevertheless, good luck bbys!
┉ ░ ★ “ that's the bells of st trinian's. you know, that school for "young ladies" that is nothing but a bunch of misfits ?? well, there's been a disturbance among them, weatherby academy for young boys has been made to move into the school due to a chemical accident. now not only the girls have to cope with the boys invading there home, but the teachers as well. " doahq is an appless oc boarding school rp based heavily on the movie st. trinians could we please get a shoutout !! thank you !! x
good luck bbys!