( general + x reader + theres like one, two blurbs )
hates the color violet actually
complains when asked to do anything (but does it anyways)
parents dont really gift him on birthdays
follow up : one time, you gave him a handmade gift. it wasn’t grand or anything. it was a reversible octopus plushie. he acted like it was silly and childish but that night, the fact that someone actually took the time to make and gift him something (w/o asking for anything in return) made him cry
speaking of cried, the first ever song he cried to was happier by ed sheeran LMAO
if you two ever argued, he’d lock himself in his room, catch sight of the plushie and maul it in blind rage. but he’d feel bad immediately after and sew it back up
he also uses it unironically its hard to take his ass seriously
purrs like a cat when you run your fingers through his hair + is embarrassed by the fact
making out in the temple of venus 🫣🫣🫣🫣
the boy has bacne cuz i said so
hes a major asshole, yeah, but he’s the only one who notices when you’re eyebags are darker or you keep zoning out
you forced him to watch the barbie movie and now he won’t stop quoting “SUBLIME!” :/
this man is BITTER!!! like, he shamelessly glares at couples
HATES PDA but is willing to hold your hand if it makes you happy (he grumbles about it tho)
first ever headcanon post !! i hope the hoes like it 🫶
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