You're the boss, applesauce

27 year old chubby blonde girl, Windsor, makes a lot of jokes. I'm an addlepated twit. Unadulterated pap. I think the monkey is the sultan! Zippity doo dah day. How does that grab you, darlin'? How does that mess your mind?

[adventure-time-allthe-time-blog]

[pokec0re]

[thevirginharr-deactivated201601]

REBLOG IF U HELLA STRESSED

[elishbetdeetrick]

I kind of hate everything right now. I made the colossal mistake of reading all of my old notes on Facebook last night, and I realized I was not-too-long-ago a very optimistic, unweathered, and happy-go-lucky girl, who has turned into a bitter, confused, miserable young adult. Sex has ruined me. Disappointment has ruined me. School ruined me. ...People have ruined me. All I can hope is that there's even a shred of that old girl still inside of me; still hoping and dreaming for better things, and an amazing romance, and a life-changing adventure. All I can hope...

[ruinedchildhood]

me: don’t catch feelings 

me: *catches feelings* 

me to me: 

[tachikoma]

[aquariussitsalone]

Problematic Aquarius Trait:

Just because I am entirely unresponsive to you doesn’t mean that I haven’t been paying attention.

[its-arrested-development]

[dirtyberd]

My life lately

[jungshoseok]

[hittings]

“Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.”

The Dreamers (2003)

[animalsnaps]

[therelatableimages]

relatable quotes?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ahotknife]

THAT GIRL HAD SO MUCH LOVE.

[slekes]

You never apologized for hurting me, but I apologized 12 times for being angry about it

(via vintagecitylady)

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

Girl: u like horror games? 

Me: ye

[ekestilo-deactivated20180810]

[volimtedraga]