Tom Hiddleston

39; velociraptor impersonator; popular with mothers. [rp]

[thehumming6ird]

Tom Hiddleston talks to the cast of Wandavision during their virtual launch, 14th January 2021

[khahnx]

Hello everyone! I’m Mary and a diehard cheese head. If you aren’t a football fan, I will gladly convert you. Former police officer, and President of twelve colonies. Introductions aren’t my thing, so let’s talk about the weather. 

@hollywoodelitehq​

[elitehiddleston]

A cheese head? Does that mean... you really like cheese? Forgive my blatant ignorance in this department. Hello Mary, it’s lovely to meet you. I’m Tom - demi-god, king, doctor, and spy.

[elitehiddleston]

codyfknfern​:

That’s the truth, and I’m trying to find the balance there.  Doing something for me is therapy, but I tend to overindulge in that therapy.  Someone told me it was a fear in putting myself out there so I spoil myself instead.  There is a point.  I like yours better though.  That is really me, and I’d be too quick to take that up.  You have a birthday soon.  Isn’t this the Aquarius timeline?  

Well, sometimes you need to overindulge a bit. But yeah, life is all about finding that equilibrium of all the things you want and need. I feel like I’m too polite to really go into it with somebody. I’m the sort who, if somebody upsets me, I’m almost aggressively nice towards them, you know? Which often does the job. I do, yeah. 9th of February. Put it in your diary, it’s an especially important day this year because I’m turning 40.

[elitehiddleston]

merylstreep-hwe​:

It really was. And I still have people asking me if I really did do the splits during that. Oh, that was fun. Getting to sing with my ‘mommy’ Cher. Which is odd to think about because she is only a few years older than me.

I want to know if you really sang in every single take, because that’s what I’ve heard. Even when you were singing The Winner Takes It All on top of a cliff! Oh yeah, singing with Cher must have felt like an absolute dream. What an incredible woman! Ah, the magic of cinema is that anybody can play your parent or child - age hardly matters. 

[elitehiddleston]

Tom hadn’t gotten to know Mazz all that well yet, but he jumped at the chance to help her out with setting up two cribs. Not that he had experience with that sort of thing before, but furniture was furniture, so he rather hoped it would all go together without a hitch. Arriving at her place, he firmly knocked on the door, and patiently waited for her to answer. @mazzmurray-hwe

[olsenxoxo-deactivated20210603]

I don’t know if this happens to anyone else but does anyone else stay up at night thinking of what they’re going to have for breakfast tomorrow? Because I swear this happens to me too often. I don’t know if it’s my love and excitement for breakfast keeping me up or jet lag. Tomorrow I’m think orange juice with a Belgian waffle, homemade biscuits, bacon and a blueberry muffin. Ugh I can’t wait. I’m so hungry now.

@elitehqstarters

[elitehiddleston]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who does this! Breakfast is my favourite part of every day, and I’m always thinking about it. I could have just finished my breakfast, and already be thinking of what to have for the next day’s breakfast. 

[elitehiddleston]

lizchaseolsen​:

What changed? Did I do something? Was I not sexy enough for you anymore? Like what did I do..

Darling, of course not. I still find you just as, if not more, attractive as you were when we were together. You didn’t do anything. I just... I don’t know. I’ve just always struggled to stay in relationships. 

[elitehiddleston]

mazzmurray-hwe​:

Its very exciting. You could? Oh, you have no idea how happy I am to hear you say that. Like I said, if its things in one piece that need to be put up, I’m fine. Anything that has multiple pieces, I can’t. And the fact there is two, would just probably end with me throwing parts at the wall in a temper.

I totally understand. I remember when I last moved house, which was thankfully a decade ago, I bought a lot of new furniture, and some of it had to be put together by me. It’s a miracle some of it is still standing! But I think as long as I follow the directions, we’ll be alright. I can be over first thing in the morning, if that works for you.

[elitehiddleston]

cxevansx​:

Thanks man, my talented friend. It was a lot of fun to play the asshole, and the sweater was good, Dodger even got one! I think you’ve got the same thoughts as other ladies my man.

It’s always fun to play the less likable characters. I say that, but I seem to still turn them into likable characters - oops! Well, we’re only human, Christopher. 

[elitehiddleston]

merylstreep-hwe​:

Well, Dancing Queen was so much fun to perform. Mamma Mia because…its Mamma Mia. Slipping Through My Fingers and My Love My Life because I got to sing with Amanda and as a mother it means a lot to me. Super Trouper because it was like being part of Abba. SOS, because I loved getting to sing that with Pierce. And The Winner Takes It All because well, I got to sing to him and its a great song.

All very good choices and very good reasons. My niece used to be obsessed with the clip of Dancing Queen, and it certainly did look like fun to film. But I don’t think anything looked as much fun as Super Trouper in the second movie, with everybody all dressed up and singing together. That must have been outrageously fun!

[hiddleston-daily]

[codyfknfern-deactivated20211015]

I was sitting at a coffee shop in front of the Eiffel Tower staring at my horoscope.  I don’t believe in that stuff, but I am a Cancer.  First thought is why do they keep that name of the most deadly disease as a zodiac sign.   Second, what happened to them adding a sign or changing the zodiac dates.  That faded somewhere like it really should have.  This is my horoscope.  “When you’re making a list of all the good deeds you’re going to do, be sure to toss in one or two selfish acts too! Treat yourself to a favorite food or buy yourself a little gadget you’ve wanted for a while. The people in your life will heartily approve. Because when you do something for yourself, you make yourself happy. And when you’re happy, you’re more likely to do something for someone else. It’s simple logic, but it holds true.”  In other words, being selfish is actually healthy.  That said, I was eying a new pair of boots in this little shop by the tower.  They will be mine.  I’m Cody, boot selfish actor and model.  @elitehqstarters​

[elitehiddleston]

Well... there is something to that. There’s only so much you can give yourself to others before you have to recuperate, and recuperating sometimes requires us to be a little self indulgent. Those nice new pair of boots seems like the very thing your horoscope is telling to you treat yourself with! I’m an Aquarius, and my horoscope for the day ends with “don't be afraid to disagree today, especially when you know you're right and they're wrong or misguided.” So... I guess I’ll be getting into a few argy-bargies. Hello there, Cody, it’s lovely to meet you. I’m Tom, stubborn actor. 

[babeslex]

@elitehqstarters​​

“ I really try to be on my best behavior all the time but sometimes it’s people just wanna test my patience and today i’ve been on my last string of it. So I was walking my dogs and this lady comes running up to me telling me that my dogs had just attacked her … even though we were no where near her and we had just walked outta my house, but she claimed my dogs had just attacked her and that she was taking my ass down. Anyways cops came and I almost wanted to fight an old lady, how was your day? better than mine I hope. I need some wine wanna join? 

[elitehiddleston]

Wow, that’s awful - so sorry you had to go through that! Some people will use any excuse to have a go at somebody, and I hate it. My day has been rather good! Nobody yelling at me whilst I walk my dog, thank goodness. I have had a few characters claim things before, like telling me I’m not cleaning up after my dog or I’m letting him harass people just trying to have a picnic, and it’s simply not true. Bobby is very well behaved. Although he is very friendly, too, but I only let him go up to people if they’re okay with it. Ah, wine makes everything better.

[blessedsamira]

I have been remember that it is Paris Fashion Week and I am taking a jet out there at 10om tonight. I’m not sure if you’re interested but if you would like to go back a suitcase and you can fly out with me. Just let me know and I’ll tell them to get a space ready for you. @elitehqstarters​

[elitehiddleston]

It seems like everybody is attending Paris Fashion Week! Well, except me. I don’t tend to go to those sorts of things unless I’m invited by a particular brand. It’s all a bit much, sometimes. I hope you’re having a lovely time, though!

[mazzmurray-glam]

Its almost done. The nursery is almost finished.Clothes? All clean and put away. Toys and books on shelves? Done. Changing table? Ready for use. See one thing missing there? Yes, the cribs. I have them. But I am not great at putting stuff together. I can put a shelf up easy. I can fix this and that. But put something together that comes in so many parts, I’m not the person. Anyone want to come and help this mamma out?

@elitehqstarters​

[elitehiddleston]

Eeek, how exciting! I can come help you out, if you like. I’ve never put together a crib before, but I’ve done plenty of other furniture. 

[elitehiddleston]

merylstreep-hwe​:

Are you really asking me that? They are all great songs. I can’t choose one. I like different ones for different reasons.

I really am, darling - I’m curious! You don’t have to choose one. Tell me all your favourites and why you love them so.

[elitehiddleston]

Have I ever told you that I have an insane amount of love for The Greatest Showman, and you in it? Because I love it, and you in it. Rewrite the Stars is one of the most romantic musical numbers I’ve ever seen. Pure magic. @zendayamareesc​