Occasionally I'm a Wizard

Anaconda-creates, you say? Anaconda creates what? Art, mostly. Check out @anacondacomics-official to see my comic project :)

[anaconda-creates]

Guh I hate this I know I’m hungry but I feel too sick to eat anything. I had a pear though and that was pretty good at least.

[anaconda-creates]

okay. I’ve showered all the nasty baby by-product traces off of me and now next on the agenda is heating pad and dinner. Where did my sister leave the heating pad…

[anaconda-creates]

today is going to be babysitting: hardcore mode because I started my period lolllll (crying)

[spider-gamer]

Hey guys ^u^ Today's brazilian Valentine's day, so I'm posting my oc Countess Valentine

She may be blind as a bat (well... she kinda is a bat... uhm, it's complicated), but tales are told of her excellent marksmanship.

See ya'll next week ♡

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idol

[anaconda-creates]

I am free of the child!

[anaconda-creates]

guys sweet tart ropes suck so bad

[gaynudibranch]

[anaconda-creates]

I’m so sorry

[anaconda-creates]

guys sweet tart ropes suck so bad

[anaconda-creates]

I need to draw my ocs with their flags before pride month ends

[anaconda-creates]

also the baby has fists that are the exact size of my eye socket. Ask me how I know (baby punched me in eyeball)

[leondesignsstuffiguess]

Does it hurt?

[anaconda-creates]

it did for a few minutes after he hit me, but not too bad. It’s all better now

[anaconda-creates]

also the baby has fists that are the exact size of my eye socket. Ask me how I know (baby punched me in eyeball)

[anaconda-creates]

I am babysitting. I have been spit up on once already and I have little red marks on my neck and arms from where the little guy scratched and pinched me with his little grabby hands and sharp little fingernails, but I got him down for a nap and now I too am very very sleepy.

he’s just a baby though so he’s sweets and cutes even if he’s wailing and drooling on me and stuff because he doesn’t know any better.

[anaconda-creates]

noooo the infant is stirring no noo don’t wake up baby

[anaconda-creates]

Aw crap I walked over and his eyes were open and we made eye contact but he settled back down so I hope he goes back to sleep (pleaseee) but as I’m typing this he doesn’t seem to be…

okay it is now 2 hours later (I think?) and he did wake up right there but I just got him to fall asleep again. Whew.

[anaconda-creates]

I am babysitting. I have been spit up on once already and I have little red marks on my neck and arms from where the little guy scratched and pinched me with his little grabby hands and sharp little fingernails, but I got him down for a nap and now I too am very very sleepy.

he’s just a baby though so he’s sweets and cutes even if he’s wailing and drooling on me and stuff because he doesn’t know any better.

[anaconda-creates]

noooo the infant is stirring no noo don’t wake up baby

[anaconda-creates]

I am babysitting. I have been spit up on once already and I have little red marks on my neck and arms from where the little guy scratched and pinched me with his little grabby hands and sharp little fingernails, but I got him down for a nap and now I too am very very sleepy.

he’s just a baby though so he’s sweets and cutes even if he’s wailing and drooling on me and stuff because he doesn’t know any better.

[revenantfaire]

I need to watch more old fantasy movies I think

[anaconda-creates]

let me know which ones you like once you do

[anaconda-creates]

I am so peeved. Four of my veggie potstickers came out beautifully but the other three stuck to the pan (yes I know) and tore themselves apart

>:(

[girl-blorbo-polls]

Is your girl blorbo more of a girlboss or a girlfailure?

-Girlboss

-Girlfailure

Is your girl blorbo more of a girlboss or a girlfailure?

Girlboss

Girlfailure

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