Sarah

🤙

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

whats this guy doin

[seltzer-deactivated20170116]

what guy

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

THIS guy

[jamiatt-deactivated20201227]

oh my god

[overnightmask]

delete the rest of the internet and leave only this video

[weavemama]

shoutout to all high school dropouts, students who didn’t get accepted into college, students who used to be on honor roll but became overwhelmed, students who study for hours but still fail tests, or student who don’t study at all due to depression/anxiety, you are all stars and I’m wishing y'all the best luck possible to get back on your feet

[bestofpokemongo]

These are the starter CPs in order to guarantee 1000CP+ evolution

[lcuigi]

Me everyday but July 4th: I hate America

Me on July 4th: I hate America *waves sparkler*

[ahliebe]

Last call #2

How do you take your dick out?

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

just saw a tity.. depression cured ✔️

[rockhardgeologist]

[lyxdelsic-deactivated20150201]

mom, dad, I’m bi

bilingual haha hasta luego bitches

[meivixarchive]

i cant believe obama’s a weaboo

[ask-devnul]

the day the president of the united states said “anime” in a speech

[fshteeth]

The Hubris of Man (2016)

[followbackcenter]

[nic0tin]

[strawbit]

rest in pieces

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by TechnicallyRon)

[sinbadism]

im both people

[ironiclove-deactivated20171130]

person writing this: gemini, scorpio, aquarius, capricorn, libra, virgo, aries

the wife: PISCES, cancer, leo, taurus

[smolmzd-deactivated20150612]

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

[silenthill]

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

[nitbean]

“You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta”