Don't You Remember the Monsters?

Josh | 23 | 🇨🇦 Too much coffee, not enough pancakes. Time flies.

[krispytin]

careful cal, he has the high ground (inquisitor!starkiller AU)

[dalekofchaos]

Mara Jade and Starkiller as Inquisitors. by  Daniel de Almeida

For story purposes they would not be ordinary Inquisitors.

Mara would be Palpatine’s. Trained from childhood to adulthood by Palpatine, Mara Jade would be known as The Emperor’s Hand and “The Last Sister” Thought it would work since she would most probably be Palpatine’s private Inquisitor and henceforth the last one standing.

Starkiller who like Mara would be trained from childhood to childhood, only by Vader. Starkiller would be Vader’s Apprentice, and The First Brother

[electricocelot]

#MakeGalenAndMaraCanon2020

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

[iamtheironrain]

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

[jedlknight]

“next year’s 2020″ : not terrible

“this decade ends in 2 months” : bad

“1980 was nearly 40 years ago” : somehow the worst thing i’ve ever read

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i just sent a semi-blurry picture of me grasping an eel and this guy was like “oh your thumb is 1.8” so that eel must be 8 inches"

so i went and measured my thumb and yeah it’s 1.8 inches long

what the fuck

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking reply i’ve ever gotten on one of my posts

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Bit of context: My character is a Shadar-Kai elf, which is a race hailing Shadowfell. They look a bit demonic because of their pitch black eyes, but they are not related to demons or devils. We entered a religious city since there were a bunch of sick people we needed to help.

–

Half-elf Warlock:Yeah, we brought her to help! Human NPC, continuously glancing at the Shadar-Kai: Yes, yes, that’s wonderful – sorry, what are you exactly?

Shadar-Kai: Does it really matter?

NPC: N-no, of course not, but many people here are extremely religious and they may fear that you might be, well, a little…demonic?

Shadar-Kai, reciting in Infernal: Eggs, milk, cheese, pork, butter…

Half-elf Cleric: Oh, I’m hungry, too!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

for the record, falling through the window was one of the only stupid things I’ve been involved in that wasn’t directly my fault. my older brother had people over one night when I was in HS and I went downstairs to get water and they were having a tickle fight (???) and one of them grabbed me to use me as a human shield and in my struggle to escape I braced myself with my back to him and kicked off the wall in front of us and we went stumbling back into a closed window that was at calf-height and we both fell through. Not my fault.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

that’s not even the most important part of this story though tbh. the next morning at about 8 AM my dad already had a new window in and was sanding the windowsill when I woke up and I was like “hey dad how….did you get a new window so early” and he said “guy at 84 Lumber owed me a favor” and if that’s not THE most dad thing I’ve EVER heard

[morbidmanatee]

Your dad, standing outside the 84 Lumber guy’s house in the dead of night, hat pulled low over his eyes and mist pooling at his feet: The time has come, Frank

[cheese24k]

[modmad]

We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.

[bugtears-deactivated20150413]

HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0

[vladtheimpalainvalhalla]

Constant state of oink

[canmom]

MP1: audio codec and container format

MP2: audio codec and container format

MP3: audio codec and container format

MP4: video codec and container format

MP5: actually, this one’s a gun

[greatnorthernofficial]

hold up, I made this a while ago.

The MP line of product is very diverse 

[docincredible]

MP11

Keyboard.

MP12

Robot toy.

MP13

Preamp.

MP14

Commuter train.

MP15

ANOTHER FUCKING GUN.

[thyrell]

do i really gotta watch all of these before getting into mob psycho 100

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[electricocelot]

A late picture of an anniversary present from my girlfriend.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[eraemx]

As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.

[i-amneveralone-deactivated20201]

wow.

[robotsandfrippary]

reblogging for all of us that grew up in land locked states, then visit the ocean and are used to just plunging into a lake.

[charlesoberonn]

Worldbuilding is fun.

[prokopetz]

This is literally why people write tabletop RPGs.

[follow-owlorb]

Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt

[fohk]

[gallusrostromegalus]

Arguments for why your should base your reptilian dragons off of crocodilians rather than lizards:

Look at that armored hide.  IRL you’d have trouble putting a spear through that, no wonder the magic ones need diety-blessed swords and sige weapons to manage them.

Hork down obscene amounts of meat, then nap for over half a year.

TEEF

Look at those eyes, those eyes are totally deciding whether you’re worth the effort of consuming.  So Draconic.

Comes in magical white morph IRL already, and regular colors are Baller too.

Is this animal somehow not cool and terrifying enough for you already?  Go look up crocodile ancestors and prepare to shit yourself, pathetic hairless beach ape. 

Many crocodilians already dig burrows and take over caves near water. Would totally move into Erebor if given half a chance.

[gosimpsonic-deactivated20190116]