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[Formerly Shadowdite] I blog about JoJo, MonHan, Fashion, Music, Humor, Humor that might matter (read: fuckin stupid political trite), Skeletons 365 days a year, Cynicism, Fear, and generally having a good time. Feel free to...

[elitevahki]

Drunk off Austrian wine and campari cocktails

Full of schnitzel and cheesecake

Life is good

[griff-1th]

[koth-harvest-final]

5p

[risuwu]

om nom nom

[samuraiblack]

masked terror.

february 2021

[elitevahki]

Why the fuck was I following the official Tumblr of ms office, and for that matter--damn bitch, no posts in 7 years? No interns?? Not like it's a hard copy job from the probably dozen other short form ad listings they generate weekly

[mothtowers]

jesus was kinda danganronpa executed since he was a carpenter who was nailed to a board

[frailgun]

y'all cowards complaining about feet stuff in street fighter 6 would have gotten eaten alive by guilty gear xrd

this changed me as a person

[melynnwaters]

casting a spell

[slimegirlwarlock]

what kinda spell? :3

[melynnwaters]

whatever you want :)

[slimegirlwarlock]

waow so much potential.... i think i will cast a spell of.... having a nice time :)

[evilwizard]

haha nice spell you two have got going on here… mind if i add a little something?

[melynnwaters]

yeah sure what's that evilwizard?

[evilwizard]

oh nothing too sinister don’t worry about it it’s just the BLOOD BOAR!!!!

BLOOD BOAR !!!!!!!

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[doubleca5t]

why did you post a gif from a movie with fascist and racist source material. you do know what starship troopers is about right?

I don't know anon, do YOU know what Starship Troopers is about?

[hollowtones]

Thoughts on evil? Specifically evil wizards? Thoughts?

Evil is reprehensible & we should all try to not do it.

Evil wizards are fuckin' awesome & we all gotta try to live like that.

This is known as "the bastard's paradox".

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

everytime some1 says shit like "he's so fucking thicc" abt a genshin dude the pic attached literally looks like this

[cold-autumn-sky-deactivated2021]

You take that back

[tamamita]

Dude got a flatter ass than Mordred

[aiku]

[theslowesthnery]

there's something in genshin fandom's water

[theslowesthnery]

[elitevahki]

[auckie]

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

[auckie]

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

[kalichnikov]

[asterosian]

Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

[asterosian]

@jaekaeyay here ya go

[elisamaza]

oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties

[asterosian]

Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it

Reblog to get man residue on your blog

[elitevahki]

[elitevahki]

Man this was funny at the time and now it's just depressing lol