Eliza.Liz

[eliza-lizz]

i’m so jealous of everyone that got to witness lana del ray in her prime

[eliza-lizz]

leopard print will always be my favorite animal print, no question

[eliza-lizz]

you don’t hate me and want me to die right? i just need to make sure you’re not being friends with me for the obligatory reasons i made up in my head <3

[definitelynotzleeepykat]

[eliza-lizz]

if creepy old men are gonna keep dming me can they at least follow me and like all of my posts?

[eliza-lizz]

this isn’t “fatherless behavior” i’m just like this

[eliza-lizz]

i’m just glad music exists, if nobody’s got me i know music does

[eliza-lizz]

god forbid i want something to touch my cancerous cervix

[eliza-lizz]

if you were a real man hater you would dedicate yourself to eating kitty im just saying

[eliza-lizz]

i really need to start being more unhinged

[eliza-lizz]

this is my vibe, what about u?

[eliza-lizz]

me liking all of my own posts:

[eliza-lizz]

my to-do list:

become a niche internet celebrity

make a lot if money

have hella swag

[eliza-lizz]

me

[eliza-lizz]

god i wish i had wings…

[eliza-lizz]

as appealing as having a sugar daddy may seem, i would rather die than financially depend on a man

[welaughuntilourribsgettough]

current hobbies:

being jobless

twiddling my thumbs

procrastination