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i'm lizzy.

[californiagoddess]

They should invent consequences for men

[imaginescalemates]

adding unnecessary comments to posts more like

[yejimeatbun]

…. oh. I’m sorry. I’ll just sit in that corner over there… *sulks and grows mushrooms on my back*

[imaginescalemates]

what the fuck

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

feeling like the health inspector

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[zeitghost]

i need you to kill yourself

sir yes sir *aims revolver at own head, misses all 6 shots, walks away dejected*

[elizabethantragedy]

I made a friend today!!!!!!

[curioscurio]

hm. thursty for pond water

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

If you don’t have easy access to a pond, take some dirt, spread it out on the bottom of you tub and fill it up. For added authenticity, try to find some toads and scum to add to your tub-pond. Happy sipping!

[curioscurio]

BATH BOG !!! gorlp gorlp

[mjwatson]

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

[glumshoe]

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

[glumshoe]

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

[succinctlysevered-deactivated20]

what about the last person. what do they get.

[glumshoe]

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

[glumshoe]

also, their credit cards

[elizabethantragedy]

Pressing News

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

[bears-official]

lol idk if you watch nautilus live at all but watching them process bio & geo samples side by side evokes exactly this Thing (the descriptions are gold too… “here are the 30 steps we use to preserve bio samples, and as for rocks, well, we let them dry, bag them, & put them in the Rock Box)

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Good to know there’s enough Biologist Salt™ to go around

[thepioden]

Paleontologists occupy a weird and highly uncomfortable slice of this Venn Diagram

[thepurplegeologist]

in my own experience with geology most precautions with samples are to preserve the life and safety of the geologist, most of the rocks are fine. 

[laboradorescence]

i am continually reminded of one of my colleagues, who wanted to collect a sample of gypsum on a field excursion but was too lazy to take off his backpack and get his rock hammer. so he said “eh, it’s soft enough” just fucking punched the rock until a piece fell off like it was fucking minecraft

[ginger-ale-official]

ginger ale is just sprite but more spicey :/

oh sure and the sistine chapel is just a room with some paint in it

[selchieproductions]

i mean, maybe this is my inner “survivor of child abuse” talking, but I am not going to tell abusive parents that they’re bad at bringing up their children without a bullet proof plan with regards to how I could protect my student from the emotional and physical backlash of that meeting.

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

Important thing to remember about intervening in abuse in general. Any actions taken by others to hold the abuser accountable WILL be taken out on the victim and not the person doing the confronting. Do not confront an abuser about their actions unless you know for absolute certain that you can protect their victim from the fallout.

[adhdedrn]

AN ABBREVIATED GUIDE TO ‘holy shit my friend is in an abusive relationship what do I do’

[pipistrellus]

One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

[pipistrellus]

this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL

[lesbianmooncolony-deactivated20]

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

[elizabethantragedy]

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