Performance Evaluation┊ Yoongi
⤑ Pairing: Yoongi x f reader
⤑ A bad summary: After the guy you’d gone out with for a few weeks, suddenly dumps you after you’ve slept with him, you want to know if your bedroom skills are the root of the problem, and there’s only one person you really want to turn to to find out. But unfortunately for you, he’s gay. So he sends you to the next best person. Min Yoongi.
⤑ Genre: smut
⤑ Warnings: smut, protected sex, oral (m and f receiving), dirty talk and vulgar language, a homosexual Jimin makes an appearance because why not, Yoongi being an arrogant shit but we still love him, also a little fluff because i can’t help myself
⤑ Word count: 6.7k┊semi edited
NB! This is all fiction! Nothing mentioned/written are facts and/or real! So please just keep that in mind when reading and enjoy! Thank you ♡
You storm through your front door, your blood boiling with rage and sadness. “Am I totally undatable?!”
Jimin eyes you cynically from his spot on the couch, the half-eaten slice of pizza hanging inches from his mouth. “What are you talking about?” He doesn’t spare you another glance, taking a bit of the pizza and returning his attention to the tv in front of him.
You slump down next to him with a huff. “He dumped me. He really fucking dumped me.”
This however makes Jimin sit up straighter, his eyes now focusing solemnly on you. “Why? I thought you said he like you and things were going great.”
“So did I!” You shriek, throwing your hands in the air. “We’d been hanging out a lot, going on countless dates. And you know how I like to hold out on sex?” You pause for Jimin to answer.
“Yeah, you like to get to know the guy first blah blah…”
You glare at him, “Like that’s such a bad thing! But not the point here.”
“Then what is the point?” He grins with his mouth full of pizza.
“The point is, that after six weeks of dating, we finally had sex.”
Jimin’s eyes goes as wide as teacups, his mouth practically falling to the floor. “Six weeks?!! What are you a prude?”
“Jimin!” You kick the side of his leg, a yelp of pain coming from him. “I am not a prude! I lost my virginity when I was 17!”
He snorts, “So? That doesn’t mean you can’t be a prude.”
“Jimin, come on! Stop being an ass.” You whine. “This isn’t funny. Why would he dump me straight after he’s slept with me?”
A knot forms in your chest at the sudden thought of him just wanting you for sex. But why would he do that? All the dates you went on didn’t indicate him being that kind of person.
You catch Jimin looking blankly at the wall behind you, so much that it makes you turn around to see what he is looking at.
“What are you staring at?” You question.
“Maybe you’re bad in bed.”
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