to die is an art

Eliza Holmes Criminology student from Edinburgh recently moved back to London after Mother's death. Currently trying to work up courage to speak to Sherlock Holmes {Father} Track; elizaholmesxo Post HLV Online [X] Offline [] Lurking []

[elizaholmesxo]

did you miss me?

welp this was a surprise.. currently in a lecture and i can’t believe i remembered my password for this. i’m on twitter rping in the HP fandom but i didn’t realise i’d miss eliza until i did..

[elizaholmesxo]

Age Difference Starter Sentences

"Are you even old enough to be here?"

"What did I tell you about coming here? You're too young."

"Age is but a number."

"Will you just drop my age and go on one measly date?"

"If I was just a few years older, I'd marry you."

"You can't tell anyone about this."

"You're too young for me."

"You're too old for me."

"Hey, I'm over 18. It's perfectly legal."

"My feelings for you mean more to me than your age."

"Ask me again when you're done with high school/college."

"I'm old enough to be your mother/father--okay, maybe not THAT old, but still!"

"This isn't a lifetime movie, I could get into some serious trouble."

"I didn't know you were that young!"

"So I may have lied a bit about my age.."

"This never happened."

"You're not being professional."

"I'm not a kid, you know. Stop treating me like one."

"So you like older men/women, huh?"

"Go home, your parents are probably wondering where you are."

"I'm a lot more mature than you think."

"I don't know if I can handle this."

"But think about it, in ten years it won't even look like that big of an age difference!"

[elizaholmesxo]

Abusive/Toxic Relationship Starter Sentences

k{ Which can all be taken out of context if desired }

"He/She promised he/she'd stop.."

"It's nothing, I fell down the stairs."

"He/She says he/she loves me.."

"It's none of your business!"

"No one can know about this."

"Promise you won't tell anyone!"

"I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me."

"You know I love you, and I said I was sorry."

"I promise, never again."

"Y-You hit me.. You've n-never hit me before.."

"I only do this because I care."

"I don't like doing this, you practically make me."

"I didn't tell anyone, I swear!"

"Please don't be mad.."

"That doesn't look like an 'accident' to me."

"Why are you flinching? Are you afraid?"

"I don't want you to be afraid of me."

"I'm not okay with this."

"I said NO."

"I'm worried about you."

"That's it, I'm going to give him/her a talking to!"

"You're not going back to him/her, I'm not going to let you."

"Is there something you're not telling me?"

"If I didn't love you so darn much, I'd let you go. But I can't do that."

"I'm scared."

"I'm broken beyond repair, don't just try to fix me now that you think you know everything."

"I can't leave him/her, he/she isn't going to let me.."

"You deserve to be with someone who doesn't put you through this!"

"You can always leave him/her. You need to."

[elizaholmesxo]

Abusive/Toxic Relationship Starter Sentences

{ Which can all be taken out of context if desired }

"He/She promised he/she'd stop.."

"It's nothing, I fell down the stairs."

"He/She says he/she loves me.."

"It's none of your business!"

"No one can know about this."

"Promise you won't tell anyone!"

"I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me."

"You know I love you, and I said I was sorry."

"I promise, never again."

"Y-You hit me.. You've n-never hit me before.."

"I only do this because I care."

"I don't like doing this, you practically make me."

"I didn't tell anyone, I swear!"

"Please don't be mad.."

"That doesn't look like an 'accident' to me."

"Why are you flinching? Are you afraid?"

"I don't want you to be afraid of me."

"I'm not okay with this."

"I said NO."

"I'm worried about you."

"That's it, I'm going to give him/her a talking to!"

"You're not going back to him/her, I'm not going to let you."

"Is there something you're not telling me?"

"If I didn't love you so darn much, I'd let you go. But I can't do that."

"I'm scared."

"I'm broken beyond repair, don't just try to fix me now that you think you know everything."

"I can't leave him/her, he/she isn't going to let me.."

"You deserve to be with someone who doesn't put you through this!"

"You can always leave him/her. You need to."

[gunmetalgreyiisms-blog]

"Nope, not even then. Satan will hopefully be buying for us both if that happens. Besides, you’re not the only student around here and sadly getting a degree down south isn’t free."

[elizaholmesxo]

"You're lucky I have a job and have access to my father's trust fund. Shall we get so drunk we don't remember our names?"

[elizaholmesxo]

---    "Why are you here?"

[volcaniclovers]

"Okay, water it is then." He closed the door behind him. "It’s a bit messy, didn’t expect to have visitors on a Saturday morning."

[elizaholmesxo]

Eliza chucked, "It's fine, you haven't seen my flat. My dad likes to conduct experiments and I don't know if we have any cups that are safe to drink from"

[naivequeen]

If I have followed you, whether I followed first or I am following back, I clearly want to roleplay with you at some point. So please don't ever feel like I don't want to interact with you or your muse(s).

[elizaholmesxo]

Bad Day rp Starters

"Why the long face?"

"You seem bummed. Wanna go do something fun?"

"You alright?"

"Don't lie to me. What's wrong?"

"If you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to."

"I'm not making you uncomfortable, am I?"

"You've been awfully quiet today."

"You know, you're not really acting like yourself."

"There has to be something I can do to turn that frown upside down."

"Want to talk about it?"

"It'll be okay. Everyone has bad days."

"Oh, come on! I can't leave you all alone over here, mopey and unhappy."

"Let's see a smile!"

"You're so much prettier when you smile."

"You know, if you want to just relax and take the day off, I don't think anyone would blame you."

"I know you've been feeling a little down, so I brought your favorite snack and a movie!"

"We could just cuddle or something, if you think that would make you feel better."

[cittamemes]

Headcanons!

☠: Their worst nightmare.  ☮: How they keep calm.  ♥: How they show affection.  ♕: Would they rule, or be ruled?  ★: Who inspires them.. ☼: Favorite season.  ☁: How they feel about cold weather.  ☻: Person who could without a doubt make them happy.  ☹: A thought that makes them sad.  ♫: Favorite music genre(s).  ✍: What language(s) they can speak.  ✖: A trait they despise in people.  ツ: A guilty desire of theirs.  ☃: Would they build a snowman…

[elizaholmesxo]

Currently going through my first ever break-up (i'm 19 and it's my first relationship, don't judge) so uhm.. bare with me?

[magnetance]

psa on formatting;; i don’t give a frick frack didily dack paddy whack what sort of formatting you use when we write together, whether you’ve got fancy shit up the wazoo, or whether it’s just straight up plain. however i style my own is simply a personal choice, because i enjoy writing that certain way. never feel the need to do the same, or to tart up your own style. you’re all precious unicorns in my humble opinion, so just spread the love       !! peace, bruh.

[elizaholmesxo]

Send Me "Right Here" For A Public Sex Themed Sentence Starter!

1. "Come on, nobody's even looking"

2. "We should make a list of places to have sex"

3. "Stop it, I'm trying to watch the movie"

4. "I dare you to get on your knees right now"

5. "Just give me a little peek..."

6. "This place is pretty deserted, it's giving me ideas."

7. "Have you ever had sex in public."

8. "Can you remember all the dirty things we did last time we came here?"

9. "Meet me in the bathroom in five minutes."

10. "Think anyone would notice if I slipped my hand down your pants?"

11. "Stop grabbing my ass, people are looking."

12. "Shall we pull over? I know a great spot."

13. "Come on, I want to put on a show."

14. "I know a great club where we can do anything we want."

15. "I need you. Right now."

16. "Whats the weirdest place you've ever had sex?"

17. "Please? I'm really horny."

18. "I think this picnic needs spicing up a little."

19. "Lift up your shirt, let me see."

20. "I bet I could give you an orgasm without anyone noticing"

21. "You promised we could do it anywhere. So why not here?"

22. "How about we sneak off and go have our own fun?"

23. "You look so hot when you dance."

24. "Take your clothes off. Right here."

25. "Oops...I dropped my napkin"

26. "I don't think I can wait until we get home."

27. "Get up on the hood of the car so everyone can see."

28. "So...Have you ever had sex in a church?"

29. "Do you think anyone can see us from all the way up here?"

30. "Let me come in the changing room and help you out of that."

31. "You know what the best thing to do while camping is? Fuck."

32. "Is a playground at night a totally inappropriate place to fool around?"

33. "I need you to come in the supply closet and look at something."

34. "I don't want to go all the way home. Lets just do it here."

35. "You know...I've never actually had sex on a beach..."

36. "Lets just duck into the toilets. Nobody will know."

37. "What if we stayed in the department store until after closing and had sex."

38. "Just put your hand under the table and feel it."

39. "I wonder if we can have sex in Ikea without being caught."

40. "This ghost train is supposed to last half an hour. I wonder what we can do in that time.."

41. "Looks like we're stuck here. How about we fool around?"

42. "It's dark enough in here to get away with anything"

43. "How great would it be to have sex on the London Eye?"

44. "Who cares if everyones watching?"

45. "I know the catacombs are spooky, but how about we explore it in our own way?"

46. "I would love to look over the whole of Paris while making love to you."

47. "who knows how long we will be stuck in this lift. Might as well occupy ourselves."

48. "Are you really flashing me? Here, of all places?"

49. "Lets see how much fun we can have in the library without making any sound."

50. "I've always wanted to fuck on a yacht."

[volcaniclovers]

"Sure, whatever." He looked over his shoulder at the clock. It was way too early to be interrogated. "I assume you want to come inside, looking for something suspicious. Wanna drink something?" 

[elizaholmesxo]

She smiled "Don't mind if I do, i'll have a water. Can't drink on the job, even though most of my division do"

[boredxsociopath-deactivated2015]

                              ❝Oh, no, no, no, that’s fine. It’s not as if I dropped                                  nine quid on the bastards anyways.❞

[elizaholmesxo]

       "I'd buy you more but y'know, smoking's bad for your health."

[volcaniclovers]

"I know, I know. Dads are awesome and blah blah blah." He chuckled softly, even though she could probably even recognise the sarcasm in that chuckle. "Okay, then why are you accusing me of such thing? Why would I lie to a beautiful girl like you?"

[elizaholmesxo]

"I work for the police, I tend to suspect people. Guilty until proven innocent is what I always say" She smirked

[elizaholmesxo]

It's mine and my girlfriends month anniversary today and i've done fuck all since she lives like an hour away from me in Paisley.. i'll see her in college tomorrow but i'm a horrible girlfriend since I find it hard to kiss her and even hug her.. someone shoot me?