how to disappear completely

Shannon, a girl, 24, Canada, double-majoring in English and Philosophy 🌻🌻🌻

[mcgovern-wallawalla]

The Complete Book of Houseplants & Indoor Gardening ©1979

[loathsome-jr]

Live laugh love sign but it says “moomin, mitski, minecraft”

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the fallen

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Million dollar idea

[ahsadler]

BUG TIME

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[hotline-zeppeli]

I have discovered a new use for the tumblr font colours and that is clown faces

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This is just hamburger helper

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*Italian guy throwing a blogger into a trash compactor while smoking a cigar*

there’s ya friggin’ man crush monday ya fucking computer idiot 

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[emilysblunt]

Black Swan (2010) | I, Tonya (2017)

[xf3s]

my favorite hobby is Standing in busy train stations catching the eye of protagonists then passing behind someone and vanishing

[allo-nsy]

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

Dirt

Funeral Home

Weed

Grass

Holy Water

Laundromat

Leather

New Zealand 

Play-Doh 

Wet Garden

Tomato

Suntan Lotion

Sex on the Beach

Riding Crop

Soap

And Finally, Swimming Pool

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

The laundromat one actually smells really good, but when people asked me what scent i was wearing i was like ‘ummmmmmmmm’

[christineebersole]

catch me out here in my custom weed, holy water and riding crop scent I call it eau de sex positive portland youth pastor 

[atwotonedbird]

these are like the scents used in fanfic descriptions

[fakehistory]

First picture of a black hole WAS NOT released yesterday. It was released circa 1998.

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[valtsv]

my

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and then act like i don’t know