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You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do

bisexuanal

Those stories like “car thief steals car without realizing baby in back, returns baby safe” “burglar finds cp stash on computer turns guy in”

And everyone is always so shocked and amazed but like. It really shows how much we’ve tied morality to legality. Legal corporations exploit and harm people every day and we’re all used to is. A petty thief has normal morals and everyone is like shocked.

Amazing fact but ... ppl who turn to crime to survive don’t suddenly become feelingless sociopaths and tbh I’d rather hang out with “blue collar criminals” all day than the top brass of any one company wtf because chances are I’ll find better ppl among the car thieves lmao

ralfmaximus

My favorite story is the one where a sexual violence crisis center was broken into and all their computers stolen. Then a few hours later the thieves broke in AGAIN and returned everything with a note: “We’re sorry. We had no idea what you guys did.”

apotheophany

I made a clean template of this meme if anyone is interested

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I didn’t even register this as a template, I thought it was just a existential meme

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Oh hey I haven’t yelled about voting in a while

dancinbutterfly

Reposting this because some of y’all need a reminding.

prismatic-bell

Another reminder:

VOTE YOUR WHOLE BALLOT.

A Democratic President does nothing if Congress is controlled by Republicans. Your local elections are important, too. (It took us 20 years, but you notice we don’t have issues with our sheriff out here in Phoenix now we’ve voted out Joe Arpaio.)

Don’t skip any. Look up names on your phone while you’re in the ballot booth if you have to. VOTE YOUR WHOLE BALLOT.

loloftheday

bjorng

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I burst out laughing. BJORNG.

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fuckingsushi

marrcelina

brain: don’t forget to feel terrible

me: oh yeah thanks

azirafuck

we're all really just looking for that other dumb fuck we share our single brain cell with

thaumaturtles

inahiddenplace

being an adult is just… calling people that’s literally it… just calling people you don’t want to call about problems you don’t want to have to be solving.. it’s disgusting

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

tired of parents suggesting that every single thing that i enjoy doing be monetized

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

drawing? “you should go try for a tattoo apprenticeship!”

science? “you should get a degree in it from whatever university!”

video games? “you should stream!”

blogging? “you should partner with advertisers!”

snacks? baking? “you should sell them on instagram!”

crochet? soap? watercolor? “you should sell that on etsy!!”

why do i have to turn something i love into money? why can’t i just do it and be happy? what is the point of working myself to the bone for something i like? why? why? why?

there is no string of curses that so swiftly and thoroughly destroy my motivation and passion as “you could really do something with that”

hydro-homies

Wait until the sound becomes high, but not too high!

gahdamnpunk

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

smallswingshoes

Spite goals

lyinginbedmon

Her name is Letitia Chai, she is Korean, and her presentation was “Acting in Public: Performance in Everyday Life”.

Her demonstration drew two dozen supporters. She was wearing a modest shirt and some cut-off shorts (which we can’t see in the images here because they’re mostly hidden by her laptop, exacerbating the need for retort against her professor’s disagreement with them). When her professor also asked what Chai’s mother would think of her attire, she informed him that she’s a gender and sexuality professor.

verminviscount

Letitia Chai: Chaotic good

heartbeatemoji

small correction to make: the professor is a woman, which demonstrates the way women are capable of perpetuating misogyny

nyctosaurid

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?