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furrylittlepeach

In The Woods by Furry Little Peach Finished painting & progress shot (Adding final details) Come find me on Instagram

hopeydopey526

I love this

mtvother

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

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When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

trustliterallynoone

Jesus I envy that relationship.

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this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.

awkwardteenagenerves

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

lexaskiss

i love all of your moms

kadenonio

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

simplypurkey

That last story is worth reblogging

chanhhun

the pumpkin king / sally

voxamberlynn

Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.

termaninite

nerdology

Definitive Guardians .gif?

best-of-memes

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hubbabubbie

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

m0onston-e

evapukesrainbows I NEED THIS CAT OMG

uncledeadly

needsmoarcat

kittymudface

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

lutefiskcrowsandbeef

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.