You seen that jackbutt movie?

I make bad jokes and I live in Massachusetts. I like sports and make up. I qualified for the Tall Texans scholarship. I'm a historian. Dog blog.

[follow-sapphickamala]

avengers: how are we going to beat thanos,, he’s unstoppable

peter parker, a millennial who watches john mulaney’s “kid gorgeous” at least twice a day: have you ever heard of street smarts

[lizzywhimsy]

The eternal struggle of the historian 

[babyjjoon]

If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful

[lemonadeandrice]

Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!

Me: *crosses my other leg over top*

Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER

[lizzywhimsy]

The eternal struggle of the historian 

[awwww-cute]

Lazy record store employee (Source: http://ift.tt/2Fp4UA3)

[findingstories-brighterdays]

YALL

[soyeahso]

I forgot for a second that his friend’s name was John and I thought this was some kind of existential question.

[jonbutter]

John Mulaney Cinematic Universe

[awwww-cute]

Zira the Corgi loves shopping! (Source: http://ift.tt/2CZ7Gff)

[a6]

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[effeminate-ephemera]

[babyanimalgifs]

I need this dog’s life right now

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[kissedbythevoid]

[chandrilas-deactivated20180714]

John Boyega photographed by Micaiah Carter

[nyctaeus]

Molly Martin

[antichristsuperstar-1997]

[nightmanlyrics]

[millika]

[antichristsuperstar-1997]