cakes and elle

I'm Elle. 26. She/her. Dragon Age, Mass Effect, visual novels, books, general writing stuff, movies occasionally.  RN a lot of Pillars of Eternity and Critical Role.  I write and sometimes make aesthetics.

[ellebeebee]

KEANU REEVES is going to be in cyperpunk 2077 I CANNOT

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

[zombiebiologist]

so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

so long story short do this at your own risk

[inspector-loki]

I love it 😂😂

[ao3tagoftheday]

[Image Description: Tag reading “Being an atheist and getting knocked up by a god is a total power move”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Pay child support, you non-existent fucker

[kaiaishi]

kjbvajlvakbesviey

also are we just going to ignore the fact that the tag in question is from a tranformers smut fic??

[ao3tagoftheday]

Yes. We are absolutely 100% going to ignore that.

[petalier]

@WeHeartIt/entry/107423245

[quasi-normalcy]

The main thing that I recall from high school English is that, after you reach a certain age, the curriculum decides that books with happy endings and likable characters are stupid and babyish and that you’re only allowed dysfunction, oppression, and misery in your literature from now on.

[kerryrenaissance]

If you somehow avoided depression so far, the school will provide you with some.

[the-british-pineapple]

If you do not have a depression one will be allocated to you

[mythosphere]

If you cannot afford a depression, one will be provided to you by the state-

[wartbetweenfourwalls]

This has definitely been done before but please consider: a production of hamlet where the first scene is an episode of buzzfeed unsolved

[skygenders]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo

it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there. 

[buggerygrips]

[ghostfromthefuture]

[birkholtz]

[sakimcgee]

[2b-suggestion]

very excited to announce that i have emotions and i regret it

[memesandlaughs]

[lovesthe1980s]

Prince

[gotabonetapick-deactivated20200]

What’s it called when a furry says they’re sorry?

[thegameboykid]

What?

[gotabonetapick-deactivated20200]

An anthropology.

[dogsenpai]

[somecutething]

[essu-rwby-desu]

Fucking.

So Im just playing Fallout 76 right? I decide to try out a Nukashine and punch some Super Mutants.

The last effect of the Nukashine is that you pass out and you spawn randomly somewhere in the world.

So inevitably my screen starts to black out and my character passes out. When my screen starts to fade back in, I am greeted with this:

The confusion and disbelief when I started seeing the silhouettes of a body and a horse carriage could not be described.  After the screen finally cleared up I thought, “Are you fucking kidding me Bethesda? The ONE time I use a Nukashine and pass out, I fucking wake up TO THIS?”

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there was an early 1900s act named “Sober Sue”, who’s draw was she never smiled. A theater offered $1000 to any one who could make her laugh, attracting big comedians. Crowds came out to watch them try, and fail, giving them a free show. Later it came out that Sue suffered from facial paralysis (x)

[oleathe]