take it sleazy

alyssa || they/them || team attic idk what this is anymore sideblogs, etc.

[moosiala-deactivated20250927]

:)

[chainofclovers]

Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that

Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated

[asexual-will]

I will asexual-ify any character I want, I will asexualize characters in ways you've never seen before. I Do Not Care. Your fav is a virgin now. They are unfuckable

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[dustbunnyaac]

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

[ilostmygh0st]

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[porcineprince]

they share the same bday and i think thats neat

[ojaiyart]

so many starters now

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[your-did-it-official]

Every Saturday is coelacanth Saturday

[comicaurora]

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

[comicaurora]

if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT

[banapricot]

god season 1 of teen wolf is so funny. Every teenager is making the worst decisions possible like it's their JOB. Allison finds out she's being lied to by everyone in her life and decides to kill people about it. Jackson asks a random creepy stranger to make him a werewolf so he can win lacrosse. Scott endangers himself and everyone around him on multiple occasions because he has a crush and accuses Derek of being a serial killer for NO reason. Stiles gets his alcoholic dad to drink and antagonizes everyone he possibly can at every opportunity. Lydia's by far the most reasonable one and she kisses her best friend's ex for no reason and REPEATEDLY chooses to keep dating JACKSON. 10/10 no notes

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[thoodleoo]

is there anything sexier than hector being doomed and knowing that he is fated to die and yet still daring to love despite it all

[thoodleoo]

absolutely obsessed with the person in the tags who was like 'what blorbo is this.' bestie this is hector, prince of troy, from homer's iliad

[setethsbigbaratitties]

reblogging this post from my main bc i am in love with every single person in the tags who went "i thought this was hector fire emblem"

[elysiumcalled]

‘do you want cheese?’ stupid fuckin question. yes i do.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 8

[mysecretlittletmblr]

You gotta watch this one the whole way through.