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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.
I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorry…
I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG
Hell no.
I’m not risking this shit
I couldn’t pass by.
Nope nope nope. Not risking it
am i the only one who such content fucks with? like i 146% know its bs but my mind will wander back to this post for the next days making me anxious if i dont reblog it?
Ain’t risking it🙃
Fuck stop this bullshit whoever did this hope you be the one to die!!!!!
I am so sorry.
Why did you do this to me!!!! I was having a regular day!
I think it's extremely funny that protestants call themselves "Christians" as opposed to "Catholics" as to imply that Catholics aren't "Real Christians."
Like not to defend the Catholic Church but hearing protestants say that smug nerd shit makes me want to bully them.
Femme Fatale Checklist
Sexy
Confident
Worldly
Shoots when you least expect it
Strategic clothes ripping
Uses a whip as a weapon
IN CONCLUSION
Indiana Jones is a femme fatale.
Stand aside himbos, himme fatale just dropped
Have you heard the good word about the Pembrokeshire walrus yet?
This walrus is fucken lost.
But Wales has lost its collective shit about it. They're generally keeping its location secret to keep people away, but we get updates every day if it's still here, if it's happy, if it's healthy. We think it was in Ireland about two weeks ago, which is interesting, because it is not actually native to Ireland either. Why is it here? No one knows.
It seems to like Pembrokeshire beaches.
I regret to inform you all that the walrus is a delinquent.
In attempting to climb aboard a dinghy in Tenby it capsized it.
It then proceeded to Tenby harbour where it tried to climb aboard a fishing boat.
Incredibly, this is not an April Fools
Today on English People RUIN Everything, a bunch of English tourists from Essex and Leeds broke covid-19 regulations and travelled to Tenby over Easter to try and see Wally (so named after Where's Wally) and crowded him with jet skis and surfboards and stuff, so he's not been seen since Monday. We don't know yet if he's moved to a secluded spot again, or left Wales entirely.
But, you know, I doubt we were going to have Wally for much longer anyway, since they need to head back home again at some point. Godspeed, Wally. May your fish be ever plentiful.
The English went back home and Wally came back to Tenby! We stan a true Welsh icon, folks.
Some facts about Wally:
She is named after Where’s Wally because she is hard to spot
She was previously in Ireland, and then secluded beaches in Pembrokeshire, but has really taken a shine to Tenby, which is a delightful village
She has a scar on one flipper but it’s long-healed and doesn’t seem to bother her
She is the southern-most walrus ever spotted in the wild!
The current theory as to how she got here is that she fell asleep on an ice floe that drifted south, but she’s not bothered about returning yet
She’s believed to be two years old
Her gender is still a bit of a mystery but we seem to be leaning female
This story on Wales Online claims she’s believed to be male, but then uses female pronouns. It also features a video of some Welsh people chatting about Wally, including a child whose first language is very clearly Welsh and by the end of his part is struggling to think of things to say about the walrus in English.
WALLY UPDATE!!
The Western Telegraph has opted for male pronouns, and is being very firm that Wally is male, although other news outlets are still all over the place. But what has Wally been up to the past few days?
He is rapidly gaining weight, and is still giving no cause for concern to either of the organisations watching him (which are the RSPCA a bit and Welsh Marine Life Rescue a lot; this is funny though because a walrus is so far outside of the wheelhouse of either of those organisations like we’re all just guessing here, lads)
His delinquent ways have continued - he has now attempted to climb onto multiple buoys (all unsuccessfully) and at one point nearly got a mooring rope stuck around his neck.
Has he learned from this?
FOLKS HE HAS NOT!
He is now a Fashion Icon. He has surfaced multiple times wearing accessories in his moustache. Mostly this has been shells, but three days ago he upped his fashion game by wearing this starfish:
What an Icon.
The photographer of this picture, one Amy Compton who has been Wally’s official photographer since the start, has been making these delightful Wally masks (inset). They sell for £5, of which £1 goes to Welsh Marine Life Rescue. If you would like your own Wally mask, contact her here!
I'm thrilled for Wally. The Welsh coastline is so beautiful, I'd probably stay put too
they’re not going to give you a title for your performative mourning on instagram
Louder, a lot of the British public are not paying attention
To all the girls who “Love adventures”
A trip to 7-11 at 12:am is most definitely an adventure
If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin
Posts that hit different in quarantine.
Anything can be an adventure if you have the right mindset
Nosey neighbour problems
Know the feeling. Please note, I like on the second floor of my building
Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…
Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!
Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours
How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?
- Mod Naga
werewolf after waking up the next morning: I am going to kill you Human: is it because i threw werewolf: YES ITS BECAUSE YOU THREW THE STICK BUT REALLY JUST HID IT BEHIND YOUR BACK
#shows up 15 mins late to the resistance with starbucks
Wow if this isn't goals
how do you emotionally move forward when life is so stagnant rn ?? we cant go anywhere or see anyone and it’s cold outside .. the only kind of character development or emotional growth rn probably comes from lots of introspection which kinda makes u think in circles alot of the time?? and go crazy?? i make a lot of drawings to deal with it and it helps but idk .. i guess theres no real answer to this im just thinking
She did THAT
why are y'all surprised her father said that tho… that’s exactly what the norm is for our religion, anything else is extremism or false ideologies pushed onto our women by ignorant men who wish to control women.
Notice how her dad asked her if something happened cuz he knows there’s people like this who harass young Muslim girls. If Muslims wanna take their hijab off a lot of the time it’s cuz they’re trying to escape islamophobia not islam
This needs to spread so far and wide…
Spread this. please.
true true. alot of people think Islam is a very oppressive and strict religion when in reality it it very leniet and simply teaches a way of life. When Trump banned Muslims, many Muslims considered shaving their beards and women thought about taking off their hijab. and when France banned niqabs, ignorant men were like “no women have to wear it” but ive read the Quran multiple times and it actually says that if your life is in danger then you have the permission to do those things. and the Quran even says that if you are starving and the only meat available is Pork, then you are allowed to eat it to save urself. It also says that if people from another religion force you to denouce your religion by threating to kill you then you are allowed to do so, if it means saving ur life. Islam isnt uptight and oprresive like yall think. Its a guide on how to live life the easiest way
January 20, 2021
I hate that I fully understand this
Ocean Vuong, from Someday I’ll Love Ocean Vuong
There are literal sitting MPs in UK Parliament who endorsed Trump, and until we get a public retraction and apology from them I don’t want to hear any ‘Well at least we aren’t America’ from Brits. Our back yard needs cleaning too.
I’m not talking May and Johnson who worked with Trump. I fucking HATED seeing them do that, don’t get me wrong, but as Prime Ministers they had to. Just as Trudeau and Ardern, who are diametrically opposed to Trump, also worked with Trump. It was fucking horrible to witness but they had to. And credit where it’s due, both of them called out the events of last night, in May’s case by directly naming Trump himself.
I’m talking MPs like Jacob Rees-Mogg and Nadine Dorries, who took to national newspapers and radio to publicly endorse and give support to Trump this year. They are SITTING MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT. They were under no obligation to work with or endorse anybody because they do not lead the country. But they did. And they endorsed this fascist anarchy.
America has horrified me in the last 24 hours. But Britain is not innocent. We have those here, in public office, who supported this. And we need to call them THE FUCK OUT.
Damn right, they don't get a pass on this
White allies do better….
Stop with the “oh well I’m white and i agree” or the “I’m white and I’m sorry for us” on posts about racism
Stop with the lengthy apologizes when you do something small like write the above on posts and someone calls you out on it
Stop asking me for my opinon on what this famous black person did
Stop asking me for my opinion on if a thing is racist or not
Stop asking me to explain basic racist shit to you
Stop telling black people about the time you called your racist uncle out on his racism or the protests you went to
Stop asking for my opinion on things you did that you’re scared is racist/has racist undertones
Stop with the white guilt… It ain’t helpin nobody
Stop asking one black person for their opinion on something about race… You gotta ask more black people if you want an accurate representation of something because not all of us are the same/think the same thing
Stop treating black people like we’re “professors” on racism
Google is free. Can y'all please start treating black people like actual people and not someone to teach you about racism. It’s exhausting
White people can and should reblog this
