[theofficeedit]

[caden]

me at mark zuckerbergs senate hearing: why did you betray andrew garfield. he was your only friend he fucking supported you

[galacticjerk]

*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

[vkndr]

90th Academy Awards Best Original Screenplay winner:

Get Out (2017) Jordan Peele

[reeveskeanu-deactivated20181102]

rita moreno @ the academy awards: 1961 // 2018

[jjflow]

[thebossishere]

#Miguel and #Nazanin

[awardseason]

LUPITA NYONG’O 90th Academy Awards, Los Angeles | March 4, 2018

[poqari]

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

[whatthebec]

it’s the vitamin d bitch

[mightypurplethunder]

My friend, ordering on the phone: yes, and i’d like to add 1 order of mozarella sticks please.

Me, from the other side of the room:

[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

[colbycub-deactivated20190228]

[testicolous]

is she?

[jorgen-von-dick-strangle]

Get her ass Kimberly

[angelstills]

Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003)

[brbjellyfishing]

[askinnyblackman]

source?????

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[simplyth]

Mr. Mark

[red-hat-pikachu-deactivated2023]

He’s zucked out of his fuckin mind

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

first day on earth

[brisbone]

The new season of Black Mirror looks great

[madeline-kahn]

Congratulations Get Out on being nominated for 4 Academy Awards!