pugs are ugly and useless

Hey, I'm Chris. I’ve been here since 2010 but I can’t leave. I like a lot of things and I don't know how to respond to compliments. Don't follow me if you don't like pulp in your orange juice. I hate pugs more than anything in the world. Foxes are dogs. You can follow me if you want but I wouldn't recommend doing that because this blog is VERY BAD 0/10

[ozempicofficial]

[parme-san]

everybody's got that one homie posting straight from the valley of the shadow of death

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[psykocharm]

would you guys like to see a real illustration from an actual published scientific paper? of course you would

link to the paper

[zordonmlw7]

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

[stellanix]

my mushoomb,, :D

[chemkitt]

one musruum..

[ametoraeye]

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[atouchofsass]

you'd think "altoid" was an internet insult for people who like alternative music but it's a mint

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of sports gambling

[pending-trans-action-2]

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

[babushkaat]

[babushkaat]

[lonelyroommp3]

cats are genuinely fucking useless man

[lonelyroommp3]

okay sure that’s progress i guess

[lonelyroommp3]

WE’RE SO BACK

[lonelyroommp3]

are you enjoying your One Cold Paw

[daveedmee]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[birdhism]

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[kosmogrl]

[kaijutegu]

Jima knows that if the orange thing is in her cage, she gets food.

So, logically, if she takes the orange thing away from me, so that it stays in her cage, that means more food, right?