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[moonman]

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[not-roboto]

Screencap painting from "The Waitress is Getting Married" ( 9" x 12", Oil on canvas panel)

(Inprnt!)

[cultfavourite]

[dogpuppy]

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[blextrophy]

[tinybed]

little baby… i’m taking u home with me

[rainphee]

this is the only time google's stupid ai has ever made my life better in any capacity

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im definitely a stupid idiot but i keep getting ads for these garbled slop AI shirts that are making me laughhhhh

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[redlipstickresurrected]

Daniel Arthur aka Daniel Arthury (Brazilian, b. Anápolis, Goiás, Brazil, based Loures, Portugal) - Toilet Paper Tuxedo, 2025, Paintings: Oil

[lemonsweet]

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

[nothazellevesque]

since the 2004 spongebob squarepants movie can be considered a retelling of the odyssey, this means that the climax, in which spongebob returns to the krusty krab to fight off the mind controlled bikini bottom denizens and sings goofy goober rock, can be considered a retelling of the scene in which odysseus slaughters penelope’s suitors.

[bruzum]

[circumgutter]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[lopkelepke]

[dietranch]