real fangantopiers already know about this one but i had this dream where my school decided to make its curriculum hip and relevant to the kids by incorporating david chiem into everything. it started off with just casual references to motivational speaking and a weird amount of word problems involving someone named david but eventually every single slideshow just devolved into every single slide being images of david chiem with the text “david chiem” on it regardless of the class’s subject and everything was randomly compared to david chiem. all teachers also knew everything about david chiem but never mentioned any other drdt characters outside of their dynamics with david. but actually only one other student i met actually knew about drdt, everyone else was just casually going along with it for some reason.
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