Shelter me oh genius words

Elliott Anderson. May have seen a few of my Comedy Central specials. And if not, well.. Fuck you. [This is a roleplay account for not another high school rp. The link is located under main rp]

[elliottjamesanderson]

Hey cuntface, don’t you have some dick to be choking on?

[elliottjamesanderson]

If it makes you less sad, I will die by your hand.

[pas-de-lux]

Yeah, hold on, there’s some freshman musician wanna-be whining at the top of his lungs under the tree.

[elliottjamesanderson]

Hope you find out what you want, already know what I am. And if makes you less sad, we’ll start talking again.

[elliottjamesanderson]

If it makes you less sad, I will die by your hand.

[behind-the-mist-y]

[sidneyloraneanderson]

I-… Dad. Um…. This… -moves in front of Misty- This is Misty. S-she, she is… On the cheer t-team with me and, M-m-mitch… She lives, ah, across the hall…

[elliottjamesanderson]

Well tell her to go back home. Now.

[behind-the-mist-y]

[sidneyloraneanderson]

[elliottjamesanderson]

Mitchel! Mitchel Ryan, turn that mu-

[nat-sanders-blog]

Oh, well, I’m sorry. Or maybe not, marriage does kind of suck ass sometimes.

[elliottjamesanderson]

Sometimes? More like always.

[nat-sanders-blog]

…Just one daughter. Married?

[elliottjamesanderson]

Divorced.

[nat-sanders-blog]

Any kids?

[elliottjamesanderson]

Uh. -scratches his head- Two. Girls. You?

[nat-sanders-blog]

Oh, well… Good for you, I guess.

[elliottjamesanderson]

Yeah... -shoves his hands in his pockets-

[nat-sanders-blog]

Yeah, I uh… Seemed like as good a place as any for my daughter. You too?

[elliottjamesanderson]

Fuck no. I got out of here. Just visiting.

[nat-sanders-blog]

[elliottjamesanderson]

-runs a hand through his hair- So... You still in Niles huh?

[beau--beauty]

No, here’s the thing- I don’t want to leave this shit hole because it’s not a shit hole for me. It’s the best fucking place on earth because I’ve raised my kids here, had a shit ton of good memories with not only my wife and kids but my nieces, mother-in-laws, and not you for more than 75 % of it.

[elliottjamesanderson]

Sorry I got a real life?

[lux-ing-ton-nox-deactivated2022]

Why? It’s a pretty accurate description considering you’re wearing a t-shirt one size too big and jeans two sizes too small.

Lux.

[elliottjamesanderson]

Well. You have fun getting into your apartment.

[beau--beauty]

And you’re finally just starting to sneak your way back in your daughters’ lives after, what? 

That’s cute.

[elliottjamesanderson]

Hey, at least I can leave this hell hole when I want to. You, nope you've got one heavy ass ball, and what? Eight chains to it?

[nat-sanders-blog]

Hello, Elliot.

[elliottjamesanderson]

[nat-sanders-blog]

[elliottjamesanderson]

Hello, Nat.

[nat-sanders-blog]

Stella got a B on a test and I don’t know what to reward her with because she’s never gotten a better grade in her life. 

[elliottjamesanderson]