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flip56000

Urban Snoutfitters. Get a snout or something, I don’t give a fuck. Someone else make this post

laurbyboom

I’ve been thinking about this post all day

anarchotolkienist

Is Baba Yaga a girlboss?

hootenanie

yes <3

corvigay-clutter

kosher-bimbo-deactivated2019060

😞😞😞

jawzandambakhutagt

Tweets from the aftermath of the Toba supereruption in 75,000 BC

sealfie

Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek

sergeant-angels-trashcan

CDC: if you’re vaccinated you don’t have to wear a mask anymore!

me: *sets this new recommendation gently on the ground* ah. no thank you

thotsandpreyers

howelljenkins

medusa was NOT a girlboss

why do you hate women ..

herotox20-deactivated20210706

lee-e

Receptionist in question

prostatemodern

gendernewtral

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

mortimermcmirestinks

my two favourite things about this

everyone knows what this is

the scene was an adaptation of a scene from the original novel where instead of a charging port on a phone, it’s a winding key in a pocketwatch. I like to imagine people having this exact same kind of thought when they missed the watch keyhole 100 years ago

cockmcstuffins

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

silly-slacker-person

Posts that changed the timeline

fleetwood-mac-andcheese

I’m so mad that somewhere down the line the use of effervescent will have changed so much that dictionaries have to adapt the definition and some poor etymologist will have to cite “cockmcstuffins”