Everybody's Lovely Muddy Press

Homegrown, deep fried, freedomy goodness. Literature, art, music, and doin' BIG things. Comin' to y'all live from somewhere...(All original photography, artwork, music, poetry, prose, etc. is the individual property of the noted, or un-noted, creators, including ELMP. Copyright 2026.)

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I Love You Forever, Princess Dutch Slim

My baby went home,

Today. She is no longer

In pain. She has peace.

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Beat A Murder Trial

Tiny, sweetest lil'

Babboo...allow me to hold

Your hand while I speak...

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Dressed As A Cowboy

That is wonderful.

Now, go ahead and slap your

Slut mouth on my cock.

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About Horticulture

They are not "wages"

They are the "Pay or We Will

Kill Your Children Tax."

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A Virtual Engineer

Yeah, whatever, sure,

But you and I agree they

Know they will die, right?

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Podcast Together Every Week

Gonna be putting

An absolutely brutal

Pounding on that gash

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At This Point Of His Career

Morning comes one day

As always but your life goes

Through permanent change

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In The Other Video

Nothing could stop me

From trading it all to have

My Princess with me

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Something That Is Not A Terrible Play

Holding the broken

Pieces of my heart as did

Atlas with the sky

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An Environmental Lawsuit Against The State Of Florida

Not enough Nazis

Getting drug out and shot in

The streets, for my taste.

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Using Public Funds

When the winds can no

Longer carry me I think

Of boobs and can smile

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It Lets You Lean In

"Flex," as a term, is

Highly subjective, but that

Is *not* a flex, sons.

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Tumbled Down

The pain stacks and weighs

One day I will drown in it

This is not that day

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It Helps To Pay For The Roads

The snow man always

Held me down. It is the banks

What did me dirty.