Elon Musk Imagines

Delete your Twitter

[elonlovesyou]

Little timmys’ constant Elon dick sucking prompted me to create this abomination

[elonlovesyou]

I’m not like those other girls, I suck Elon Musks dick no matter what shitty things he does 🥰🥰

[elonlovesyou]

Yeah, I really have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore.

I’m thinking Elon saw that his “Free America” shit didn’t bode too well with the general public, so now he’s tweeting a bunch of weird shit to prove he was “hacked”

Or he’s just completely derailed.

[elonlovesyou]

As someone with an immunocompromised and at risk mother who would be forced to go back to work and potentially contract the virus,

Elon Musk does not care about you. He is not saying these things because he knows the lockdown is causing people to lose their jobs and struggle financially. He wants to “free America” because he’s a fucking business man.

Take a look at everything going on with Tesla and Musks’ $725 million dollar bonus. You can’t look me in the eye and tell me that’s not the reason for his little tantrum.

He does not care about you, his employees, nor does he give a shit about America. He does not give a fuck about anyone else except himself.

The “smartest man in the world” is a fucking moron when it comes to morale.

I’m still a fan of Spacex and Tesla, but god this is so fucking moronic.

[elonlovesyou]

I LOVE YOUR BLOG

I LOVE Y O U

[gunsslut]

you break into area 51 except its an SCP containment center and Grimes is there

I couldn't upload this to youtube bc of copyright strike :(

look I know NOBODY uses vimeo anymore but this is a cool video i made a while back and i need SOMEBODY other than myself to see it. 

[elonlovesyou]

the boys?

A bore

The girls?

A bore

I never:

Trust the government

And pray

To god for sure!

[elonlovesyou]

[elonlovesyou]

ah ha ha

[gunsslut]

GRIMES IS PREGNANT LMAOOOOOthis is the worst fucking timeline

put in the tags what you think the babies name is gonna be

[elonlovesyou]

fucking POWER STANCE ELON

[miss-corintia]

I'm waiting for the gifs of the MuppetsxGoose and Elon's awkward appluse

[elonlovesyou]

me too 😔👊

[elonlovesyou]

lmaooo did y'all see Elon at the game awards after ol grimes' performance?

[elonlovesyou]

yoo I've been seeing things saying "I hate how Elon let's Grimes tweet from his account" ????

does anyone have examples? like damn now I wanna know what tweets are hers and which are his

[elonlovesyou]

OH SHIT OH SHIT WE HAVE A RARE PIC BABEY!!!!!!!

[gunsslut]

I see no difference!!!!what the fuck!!!!!!!

[poutiebabie-deactivated20200513]

yes. I’d fuck Elon Musk.