Cell shaded dick time

Owner of ElonLovesYou 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚17 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚available for mercenary work, S&M, and birthday parties

[grendelsmilf]

I AM a female villain apologist and it IS because they are sexy. that is all

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[gunsslut]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I met Grimes at my old middle school and she was doing graffiti there. She told me that I was doing great and asked me if I wanted to get calzones with her.

[gunsslut]

God I wish that was me

[bloodshack]

when you think about it i mean like i am like begging for it baby makes you want to party wanna wake up baby it’s violence violence baby it’s violence

[gunsslut]

he’s th;nkg bout thos beans

[florescentlcvesickness]

[littleartpopistmonster]

Lady Gaga for Paper Magazine, this is one of her best photoshoot EVER

[evilrashida]

This is what that bee bloop fairy fart grimes bitch thinks she’s giving

[madeofmoons]

grimes will just put on a skintight outfit and a pair of wings and think that’s a flex. i see hordes of hoes doing that on mardi gras every year.

[mothmans-juicy-ass]

@gunsslut

[gunsslut]

I cannot even defend her because it’s true I-

[gunsslut]

you break into area 51 except its an SCP containment center and Grimes is there

I couldn't upload this to youtube bc of copyright strike :(

look I know NOBODY uses vimeo anymore but this is a cool video i made a while back and i need SOMEBODY other than myself to see it. 

[elonmuskfans]

Elon Musk Speaks At Satellite Conference In Washington, DC March 9, 2020. 😍🥰

[gunsslut]

LOOK AT RHE TOP OF HIS HEAD ANSBBDJANA

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[mnsreetusa]

I have my interview with Disney this week…

[tardisandtiaras]

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!

[gunsslut]

brah what

wtf is that stain

why is it so tight

[gunsslut]

I hate this timeline

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[possesserliker]

Idk if someone already did this but

Elon Husk-

[minecraft]

annoying, empty, and utterly devoid of humanity. fitting.

[nonbinarydirtblock]

Makes you hungry

[mothmans-juicy-ass]

@gunsslut

[gunsslut]

Shit He's Here

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[j-aws]

yay its back.

[moondoll]

so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

[words-unleashed]

Hey hey hey hey I don’t like writting in posts, but I need to. Because THIS. FUCKING. WORKS. And I asked for something almost impossible,

[cat-satan]

I reblog this every time I see it

[cancerleolibra]

plz plz plz

[heckingaesthetic]

Guys, I just saw this and I remember reblogging it before, and I wished that my crush would tell me his true feelings about me, and like five days ago, he confessed to liking me, and we started dating. This shit works. Thanks tumblr

[librattarius]

omgomg

[stylestrology]

fingers crossed lmao

[astrologycap-deactivated2016050]

Let’s hope!

[queen-of-astrology]

if this doesn’t work I’m gonna kill a bitch

[gunsslut]

I do be feelin empty doe

[johnfuckingwick]

Keanu enjoying his ice cream makes my heart melt🥺🥺🥺🥺

its honestly one of the softest things ever 🥺

[gunsslut]

love him but whoever took this vid is not cool....let him enjoy in peace