nah

idk man

[elorinas]

Bitch

BITCH

[theultimatechoice]

[watchdogz]

hey take this quiz about which greek god/goddess you relate to most!

[mbtipartyblog]

okay, 

scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ 

shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’

velma said ‘’jinkies’’

daphne said ‘’jeepers’’

what did fred say

[userformerlyknownaspartyclowns]

fred says Fuck

[mbtipartyblog]

[dylanohcryin]

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

[kristenmeriewieder-deactivated2]

do you ever daydream about being able to make rent on time bc i do

[newwave-lesbian]

that’s it. there’s nothing that will ever be funnier than this tweet and reply,,

[aewm]

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

[boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011]

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

[thefaginogion]

perfect (bisexual)

[negrocops]

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

[notreallysecrets]

I always think it’s weird when people are embarrassed by baby pictures 

being all oh no my mom’s bringing out my baby pics this is the worst 

but I’m like I peaked as a baby. that was my cutest self. I’m never gonna top that let’s only look at baby pictures for the rest of my life please

[vintagebandpics]

i was cleaning out old junk from my room because i’m moving and i found this old flyer from one on twenty one pilots’ first tour with fueled by ramen. look at all them bar shows

[meladoodle]

My 5 year old niece has just started to learn about death, she said to my dad “you’re gonna die before me” and he said “not necessarily… you could get hit by a bus” and she stopped for a moment and said “no… I’m very careful”

[k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905]

creepypasta time

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

[mjalti]

i hate when personality tests ask questions like “how would other people describe you” listen bix i already agonize over this at every moment of my waking life and i dont need u bringing it up in this my area of escapism

[stardustandswirls]

me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

[slinvak]

Demon to me: I could ask you the same thing

[maisiewilliams]

girls don’t want boys, girls want doctor who to return to its former glory

[maisiewilliams]

THE BBC HAS GIVEN THE GIRLS WHAT THEY WANT

[justjames]