Just James

James 22 UK I procrastinate a lot & love puns. Creator of justbadpuns and itsagifnotagif. Turn on notifications so you can see every shitpost! My Store

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*Slight pain in stomach* this is how it ends

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It's funny as I had this for ages and then they found precancerous shit in my bowels that they removed and since I've been fine.

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I've been gone 3 years, what did I miss?

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you haven't posted in a while are you alright there mate

i was in the shower

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you’re so cute with your pets

I have a daughter now, she was found as a stray kitten being attacked by foxes and now she attacks my feet to get breakfast every morning ❤️

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garage fucker

you know it

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James, i have been wanting to ask this for so long. Will you marry me? (Im 20, f, german)

I know so much about you already how could I say no

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boiz, galz, non-binaryz, what should I make a YouTube video on tomorrow

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OH SHIT IT IS THE 5TH OF HALLOWEEN

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OH SHIT IT IS THE 4TH OF HALLOWEEN

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OH SHIT ITS HALLOWEEN 3RD

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OH SHIT IT IS THE 2ND OF HALLOWEEN

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OH SHIT IT IS THE 1ST OF HALLOWEEN

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Hey! I just updated my Spotify playlist and it is completely free to go listen to and maybe even follow if you wanted to!

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I made some new friends today. All rehabilitated and back in the wild Orangutans

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I am currently in Borneo and it is 10pm. I am in the middle of the rainforest and all evening I have heard just birds, crickets and occasionally a monkey. Just sat reading it is bloody amazing

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You're a cool dude James, your blog gives me hope I might one day Get My Shit Together. Cheers mate. (Any tips for uni?)

Oh I don’t have my shit together one bit. Uni tip though is even if you aren’t going to do your essay when it is assigned (I did all mine last minute) at least plan it and have texts you know you are going to use. Makes it less stressful. Also in the UK don’t buy the reading list lol it is expensive and rarely used only buy the book if the lecturer sets it and Amazon it to yourself. Google Scholar lots of the stuff too as you can get lots of quotes that way without buying the book! 

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Privelleged ass bitch

YOU FUCKING KNOW IT. FINANCIALLY SUPPORTED MYSELF THROUGH UNIVERSITY WITH JOBS. STARTED MY OWN BUSINESS. GOT A FULL TIME JOB AFTER UNIVERSITY. SAVED ENOUGH IN 6 YEARS TO GO TRAVELING MY DREAM SINCE I WAS 14. MY PRIVILEGE IS ALL MINE AS I WORKED FOR IT AND GOT NO HAND OUTS. IT IS MY BITCH.