commander of jonah bobo nation

50 year old man trapped in a 14 year old girl’s body. #1 edward furlong fan

[elpured]

hi

i really love clockwork from creepypasta.

artist

my media interests vary a lot

commander of jonah bobo nation

art comms are unavailable

[0renn-renn]

@sh0-7 u asked to draw more 👀

[zzzennin]

I’ve never fully grasped the terror early saxons must have felt during the Viking era until I saw Haaland play in the World Cup. If I was a just a farmer and saw that behemoth running at me I would just shit myself.

[homophobicranch]

[elpured]

Ahm sorry for the random message. but i need to explain somethin important i been trying to reach you but i cant maybe theres have a problem can you dm me I cant explain everythng here

when the fuck did these mfs get the ability to ask

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i am. lite arlalyy so cu t ee bro (no ur not u ugly faggot)

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Hey I'm in the kitchen of McDonald's

Where do they keep the patties again? I'm tryna steal some

THE WALK IN FREEZER ON THE LEFT. MERKLO.

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where are my thomas and timothy lovers at

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did i boydmaxx

[freakinggeek]

i fucking hope that they are fucking happy together. i really fucking fuck fuck fucking do.

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paul dano this paul dano that why does nobody talk about how gorgeous zoe kazan is

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i used to be mutuals with this one content creator that was some metal goth guy that was either in his early 20’s or high-school years

too bad he deactivated everything because he became problematic

wasn’t even his fault either lol i miss him

[elpured]

him

sic freak pls come back bro omg i miss you deadass

[emotional-traffic-cone]

my first tag game!!!

for queer or straight/het people, it doesn't matter:

here's mine!

tags: @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @coffeestainedstars @edensolace @loonylara @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @sweetcreatureeternal @awhimsicalwhirlwind @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @isawyourgreenhair @hinny-is-my-comfort-ship @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @a-live-anchovy and anyone else who wants to!

[miwiheart]

wasn't even tagged lol but this looked fun ;)

@crazytogetheriguess @s1las-moonz @whatevergate @moonycleric @deadpoetdisaster @swirlyvie @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @bubblybyler @thepotatohunter +open tags <3333

[bubblybyler]

Ty for the tag! This is so cute 🫧

Np tags 🏷️: @lavender-lex @mellarkslovergirl @el7the7wise @scoopstroopog @friendlyneighbourhooddm @august-shops @nuclear-atm0sph3ar @beavininabean @sweetcreatureeternal + open!!

[mellarkslovergirl]

Ty for the tag !! <33

Np tags : @oh-whale13 @marie-the-muse @finnaticccc @looneyloon @butterzzzthebat @ziggyzoomer @mythicstargirl @starshapedana @merklopet @of-paper-rings-and-stars @moonycleric + open !!

[merklopet]

Woahwowowow thanks for tagging me !!!

@iatebatteries @ilovelevisomuch29 @elpured @halliealliewho @gorgeous-in-greenx-alt

[elpured]

i am so fucked

@applefrenzii @sweetiisophii @b0dyb0n3s @taylorboydd @bbenboyd

[elpured]

i used to be mutuals with this one content creator that was some metal goth guy that was either in his early 20’s or high-school years

too bad he deactivated everything because he became problematic

wasn’t even his fault either lol i miss him

[elpured]

You’re so awesome sauce!

aren’t we all

[vincentkeymerswife]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAUL DANO!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉

oh my days happy 42nd birthday!!

🎂🎂🥳

[jenniepog]

his natural aegyo is so refreshing

[elpured]

how do you larp yumeshipping thats hilarious