Sahara Desert Canoe Club

The funny one liner’s, the corny jokes and photos that I post on Instagram / Twitter / Facebook account are now in one convenient location. Also, most of my social posts make their way here too. I do not hold the copyright to any of these jokes.

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Support your Local business by eating Local & shopping Local. That money stays Local, supporting Local suppliers & Local jobs. #SupportLocalBusiness https://www.instagram.com/p/Caf6gnGpSUO/?utm_medium=tumblr

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This meme has been doing the rounds. It says "go fuck yourself". The defiant last words of 13 Ukrainian border guards on Snake Island in the Black Sea, after they were given an ultimatum by a Russian warship to surrender or die. 🇬🇧🇺🇦 #istandwithukraine https://www.instagram.com/p/Caf0Q4SpKb7/?utm_medium=tumblr

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On This Day Let It Be Known!!! That when Wifey said “Just watch your Pink Floyd Pulse DVD [Remastered in HD] and keep out of my way.” I did duly comply with her every word in the fullest. https://www.instagram.com/p/CafiB6-J1Ht/?utm_medium=tumblr

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A great book to read right now. Some parallels to what going on now. But the book set in the late 80’s was a time the British Military was a strong powerful force to be combined with NATO. Not the joint force it is today that’s barely a 10th of what it was 40yrs ago. We several aircraft carriers with multiple sqns of aircraft assigned to all of them. Today we have two of the largest aircraft carriers the Royal Navy has ever had… and no aircraft! Well unless they borrow them from the RAF (& USMC) but the RAF can’t use them… Let’s not for get the recent discussions by the UK Joint Staff about disposing of all the British Army’s tanks as any new wars would be a high tech battle? If true world war breaks out, it will all be over in weeks with nothing left to fight with! https://www.instagram.com/p/CaVch0ZJU55/?utm_medium=tumblr

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#EssentialOils like Wagyu Beef Tallow (aka Beef dripping) For the best Best chips ever!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CaSlC7kpx1Q/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Meet Bruno. He’s our new German Shepard. Never getting another pet off Craig’s List. #GermanShepard #German #Shepard https://www.instagram.com/p/CaDo2-fsQWa/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Imagine a watch that is just a watch, not part phone, step counter, gps, heart rate monitor, diary, MP3 player etc, etc, Just A Watch…? How did we survive??? https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ0RixMMQNK/?utm_medium=tumblr

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A little something for the front garden. And if you are wondering, the British telephone box is on back order for delivery at the end of 2023 ! https://www.instagram.com/p/CZao5HLMIjY/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Luckily for me Wifey is 5’ 6” which I am assured is not considered short... #Rabies #ShortGirls #Chipmunks https://www.instagram.com/p/CKK7OKosjMl/?igshid=s0nuo77x74fv

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The popo in the UK are really clamping down on covid lockdown violators!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ9p4agsCA4/?igshid=27tu5l4or14d

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#DamnIt Once again woke up thinking I was one day closer to the weekend than I actually was. Just seems sooo far away... #Bollocks #Friday #Weekend https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ88YgYsY6r/?igshid=1tbqisogvr3lb

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Meet the latest edition to the Edmonds family. Meet... Monty! Coming to our home in a few weeks! https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ1hYVssK1Q/?igshid=1jvltvrrmrquh

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#Cats don’t have owners, they have “staff”... sometimes they desire new “staff” https://www.instagram.com/p/CJz9Aj6sEVP/?igshid=5oug6oftera0

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Any knowing the whereabouts of a Dr. Benjamin Franklin Gates... please contact FBI Washington Field Office at [phone] https://www.instagram.com/p/CJxLB84spti/?igshid=y1hw62zt8peo

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Seems 2021 isn’t all the that is made out to be, just more of 2020... https://www.instagram.com/p/CJwIJmYM24E/?igshid=mn66oetcckt7

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Yup, going to just skip over 2021... here’s to 2021 https://www.instagram.com/p/CJuoRGhMmXQ/?igshid=4xc7h05fts60

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Me thinks this maybe how 2020 got started... #2020 #Roomba #OuijaBoard https://www.instagram.com/p/CJpdA1QsV5Z/?igshid=44znf0vso7p0