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My name is Sara. 25. Gay. This blog is mostly cats, funny text posts, and random shit I like. I also have a makeup blog. Check it out: @makeupbisara

[jorgecrespo]

Happy pride month, don't lose focus on the movement going on tho. Be gay, do crimes. Be gay, protest. Be gay while supporting black lives matter. You have the range

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[verballthenouns]

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

[pk9614]

IT’S BACK

[inabasket]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

[spaceacepearl]

[applesmokedgouda]

but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulous.

[drhanniballecter]

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

[valtsv]

being gay is just like. damn it tattoos are expensive. damn it piercings are expensive. damn it getting your hair dyed professionally is expensive. damn it combat boots are expensive. damn it therapy is

[crunchytoasts]

choose your fighter

[littlemissonewhoisall]

Why is this so accurate

[sleeeeeppppp-deactivated2015031]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me: you know that according to schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive

everyone at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*

[physticuffs]

schrödinger would have hated this interpretation of his work and i am HERE for it

[emogender-deactivated20191222]

*puts on eyeliner over yesterday’s eyeliner smudges* smoky eye

[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[lastsonlost]

upgrade 

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[cupcraft]

It’s back 🤠

[mysharona1987]

[xno-chill-memesx]

[franzkafkagf]

Mando and Baby Yoda have been hospitalized due to back pain after carrying the entire Star Wars franchise

[unbotheredmuse]

[pettydavis]

this is a very fifth eye open galaxy brain mood

[biff-donderglutes]

60 weeks of DBT group in one tweet

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[just-shower-responses]

HEY WHAT