oh well

kallie. 31. she/her. inventor of female hysteria

[jorgecrespo]

back in the day women would just poison everyone. they didn't like their husband: poisoned. annoying neighbor: poisoned. mother-in-law: poisoned. and i'm sorry but they were right for it

[peskyfirefly]

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

[jakegyllenhaalsteeth]

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[dogpuppy]

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

[annerices]

[jorgecrespo]

cried so hard at a television show last night and was so upset ALL DAY today that i literally had to buy an icee to make myself feel better. and the worst part is that it absolutely worked and i'm fine now

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[powerfulwizard]

[jorgecrespo]

happy birthday gay people :)

[fairycosmos]

i was doing like an advanced kind of post where you dont want to like or engage with it at all

[c00lkldd]

It won’t let me reblog EVERYONE LOOK

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[pharmacommissar]

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[icantspellthings]

Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun

[televisionenjoyer]

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

[audliminal]

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

[salarta]

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

[inthewaytoamultilinguallife]

Sign languages also comes with accents, you can easily watch people sign and tell the difference

You get different sign language accents, you get regional accents, and you even get "second language speaker accent"