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Sadly, no one is really surprised when mayoral candidate Jenny Motkaluk's latest press event is just her angrily singing the national anthem for three hours.

#mbmayoralmayhem2022 #noonewantsyouattheforksanyway

When asked for comment after a recent disastrous “consultation” meeting with the Provincial government, one university faculty representative sent this statement.

#thatsnotreallyaquestionprofessor

After several months and many 'keeping it real' jokes later, Economic Development Winnipeg and Travel Manitoba decide to go with their back up slogan instead.

#diddonwoodstockcomeupwiththeslogan

Let's check in with the public after a month on the campaign trail.

- “These are all terrible, terrible ideas.”

#mbmayoralmayhem2022

Disappointed with the number votes he received last election, Don Woodstock vows to step it up this campaign and only invest in quality props from the finest joke stores.

#keepingitreal #mbmayoralmayhem2022

Hollywood pitch meeting for the Winnipeg mayoral election 2022: "What the Winnipeg voters want is what the kids want to see in the Marvel movies. A large crossover of characters they’ve previously seen in other elections with a dozen or so cameos from fringe candidates, an established villain (Jenny Motkaluk) and a Glen Murray from another dimension where he wants to run."

#aperfectlycromulentelectionishere #mbmayoralmayhem2022

At the prospect of having to pay back the city of Winnipeg $700000, former CAO Phil Sheegl gets a new job.

#ohmygodhesstealingalltheburgers

In a last ditch effort to win the Fort Whyte by-election the Liberals are now proposing the outcome be decided by a punt, pass, and kick competition.

#turnoutwouldhavebeenbetter #mbbyelection2022 #obbykhantevenimagineitwasthisclose #fortwhytecouldawouldashouda

That’s right Jazz don’t answer their questions, big smile, everybody’s happy.

#didpublichealthrecommendstrongerrestrictions #ithinkweknowtheanswertothat #heatheraintbetter

Will the Premier's new slogan 'On your own without Heather' be as wildly unpopular as 'Together with Heather'?... Only time will tell.

#heatheraintbetter

After taking some heat for his infamous shovelling tweet, Jon Reyes makes another attempt at giving his wife the appreciation she deserves.

#itwasstoreboughtIwastoobusywatchingtennis

I just want to make it perfectly clear, the decision to go to remote learning wasn’t ours. Anyone who is inconvenienced by this should blame the educators. We've given them a whole week to address all the safety concerns we couldn't fix in the past two years. I'm sure they'll do fine.

#heatheraintbetter #clownshoes