Mischief and Thievery

Mariah here, hope you aren't here for consistency! Because there will be none o-o mostly fandoms, random reblogs, and just personal stuff that I'm going through at the time.

[embroideredgoddess]

Dude I'm eating now and laters and these shits are soft as fuck there is not later there is only now

[bpdjanedoe]

My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :)

Me: my what now

[namek-deactivated20190919]

we are god’s abandoned animal crossing town

[namek-deactivated20190919]

we are god’s abandoned animal crossing town

[hydroxychloroqueen]

What's your date of birth?

"6/6/1966 (may vary by patient), what’s yours?”

THIS NEVER GETS OLD.

NEVER.

Just tell me your birthday so I can get you out of here.

[mettebydesign-deactivated201509]

My favorite is 

“6/6" 

Right ok I don’t need the year there must be only one person born on that day. UGH!!!!!

[hydroxychloroqueen]

THIS TOO

[embroideredgoddess]

Well at my pharmacy we only need the month and the day. Kinda odd the year isn't needed for us!

[seriouslyamerica]

Seriously, Rugrats was not fucking around.

[flaminganakin-deactivated201812]

People don’t give Rugrats enough credit for how progressive it was. I mean think about it.

Chuckie, for most of the series is raised by a single father

Angelica’s mother was a high ranking corporate executive

Phil and Lil’s mom was a feminist 

She also breastfed them (which the show actually depicted)

Tommy is half-Jewish and the show actually explored this part of his heritage

Seriously, this show was fucking amazing!! They just don’t make ‘em like this anymore….

[tassiekitty]

Also don’t forget that Chuckie had an interracial family after the second movie.

[jazzthefraz-deactivated20200320]

How are you guys forgetting Susie? I mean her mom was a doctor and her dad was a writer for a famous Children’s TV show. Not to mention Kimmie was anything BUT submissive.

[allanime01]

Remember when they had episodes that hit hard to issues kids might be dealing with? Chuckie only had his Dad on Mothers Day, Tommy had to deal with being outshadowed by a new baby brother, Phil and Lil were constantly being mixed up and then they had a couple episodes where they each found that even as a twin they were their own people. Man Rugrats was the shit.

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

[hugisak]

#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)

[tattooedsiren]

#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)

[saywhatjessie]

Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.

Like, Jo, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON

[timemachineyeah]

I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called “Ginny’s husband” before “the boy who lived” or “the chosen one.” Imagine how fucking pleased he’d be.

Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harry’s thinking “Oh no” because he doesn’t want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like “ARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHAT’S SHE LIKE?” and he’s like “oh thank god” because he could talk about Ginny all day. 

[optimysticals]

Yes. Good.

[softplushie-remade-deactivated2]

[foxinwhiteroses]

Derma/Trich Service Dogs

Does anyone know of an effort to train service pets for Derma/Trich response? (i.e. if they see you obsessing beyond a simple itch, they paw at you to stop, same if you’re pulling on your hair?) I think it’d be one of the easier tasks to teach a service animal and sometimes all we pickers need is something or someone to break our “zone.”

[meladoodle]

he’s in a god damn church

[embroideredgoddess]

Who knew something as small as a memory card could make my shit day good. Now I can play animal crossing on my gamecube and be able to save the damn thing

[embroideredgoddess]

This is going to be my life once I get a memory card. Also the one place we found it was very....weird

[catvillecrossing]

So, what’s the good word?

You raking in the cash?

…Uh-huh… Yeah.

Ooh, that’s rough! Brutal!

[sadanimalcrossing]

[peetum]

Source: http://sadanimalcrossing.tumblr.com/

[embroideredgoddess]

You know I run a government in my animal crossing village pretty sucessfully, doesn't that make me as qualified as Donald trump to run for president?

[fromthemotionpicture]

“And I think that’s a good thing.”

[ceruleancynic]

[embroideredgoddess]

Really wish I knew people that I could trade animal crossing cards with.