sentences from the youtube seriesĀ ,Ā buzzfeed unsolvedĀ .Ā primarily taken from season 5ā²s supernatural investigations .
ā it doesnāt matter because youāre dead ā
ā itās not impressive Ā , Ā no oneās impressed ā
ā the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ā
ā as god as my witness Ā , Ā he snapped him in half ā
ā i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ā
ā you can live in the cave ā
ā iām a big fan of your name ā
ā the fact that you steal Ā , Ā thatās really funny to me ā
ā thatās the greatest thing to steal Ā : Ā a manās joy ā
ā because iām a masochist ā
ā iām going to regret this ā
ā iāve lost the ability to feel ā
ā theyāre gonna fucking murder you ā
ā the way you shushed me was quite rude ā
ā cowards Ā , Ā all of you ā
ā iām strange and off putting ā
ā i should not feel confident in the face of any man ā
ā here you are Ā , Ā smiling in the face of the devil ā
ā i hate bats ā
ā bats sometimes carry rabies and thatās a thing iām afraid of ā
ā not today devil birds Ā , Ā not today ā
ā i think iām blacking out right now ā
ā i donāt think iām going to remember this moment ā
ā i think iām gonna cry ā
ā i keep forgetting thereās ghosts in here ā
ā if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears Ā , Ā this is my worst nightmare ā
ā iām standing on an altar alone ā
ā maybe youāll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ā
ā iām so glad thatās over letās go eat taco bell ā
ā were you making horse noises ? ā
ā in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ā
ā thereās a good chance iām gonna fart in here ā
ā well this is horrifying ā
ā letās do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ā
ā if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ā
ā this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ā
ā you talk to hide from the silence ā
ā do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ā
ā several bad choices have lead me to this moment ā
ā letās play look at the ceiling tiles ! Ā 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 ⦠ā
ā i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ā
ā i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ā
ā if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ā














