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ways to support the blm movement

this google doc includes a list of petitions to sign, resources to help educate yourself and others, organizations to donate to, and contacts of law officials to get in touch with to express your support for the george floyd and black lives matter movements. this includes ways to help even if you don’t live in america. please read it and support the movement. 

use your voice. use every platform you have, no matter how big or how small. nothing will change if you just sit there and watch. if you think you’re the exception, you’re not. remaining indifferent will only support the oppressor. do something.

write to your legal representatives. express your support for legislation that would bring justice to the unarmed civilians who’ve been murdered by law enforcement officers. demand for justice. 

call 612-324-4499 ㅡ this is a hotline that will coach you on how to get connected with the people who can arrest the officers that murdered george floyd. 

create serious conversation. stop demeaning people who disagree with your philosophies on how to overcome. it is useless and no better than the practices of the oppressor to silence. we need to listen to each other with respect and really consider how we can combine our perspectives to create practical change. 

please feel free to add any links or resources or information that you think will be helpful and also reblog to spread awareness. the systems we are fighting against were literally created to oppress marginalized communities and therefore will not go down without a fight. we need to collectively stand up and do something about it. 

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the blackout club -- sentence starters ( ii ) :

feel free to change titles / pronouns / places where appropriate !

❝  can we go already?  ❞ ❝  come on! before i lose my nerve...  ❞ ❝  game faces... let's do this!  ❞ ❝  if you guys need me, i'm there.  ❞ ❝  i'm ready. i mean... reluctantly.  ❞ ❝  ready, you guys ready?  ❞ ❝  ready?  can we please do a cool slo-mo walk this time?  ❞ ❝  while we're young, maybe?  ❞ ❝  can't do much, but i can aim.  ❞ ❝  i best not miss.  ❞ ❝  i am the night! ...kinda. i'm... night flavored.  ❞ ❝  sure. i drank three sodas and climbed a rope... once.  ❞ ❝  what?  i like heights.  ❞ ❝  i want the shocker... heh.  ❞ ❝  stun gun's rechargeable, so...  ❞ ❝  club's calling, y'all.  ❞ ❝  focus, guys, new mission.  ❞ ❝  new message from the club.  ❞ ❝  gotta catch my breath...  ❞ ❝  (panting) hang on! hang on, hang on... ❞ ❝ h-hold up! ...i'm wrecked...  ❞ ❝  i gotta' rest a sec...  ❞ ❝  i'll be -- i'll be okay...! i think...  ❞ ❝  two seconds... okay, ten seconds...  ❞ ❝  knock it off!  ❞ ❝  flashlights down! i'm gonna' take that thing away!  ❞ ❝  get that light off me!  ❞ ❝  hey! you're lighting me up!  ❞ ❝  don't wanna' die down here. just give me a nice... breakfast nook!❞ ❝  how long did it take them to build this place...?  ❞ ❝  how far down are we...? never mind. don't tell me.  ❞ ❝  i know this place...  ❞ ❝  i love this, just loving this! the darkness, the dirt, and cold. it's like an evil spa.  ❞ ❝  i'm not scared... just living my best life.  ❞ ❝  it's all real. this is... real.  ❞ ❝  it's like a real life dungeon...  ❞ ❝  i've seen this before... dreams, but... not mine...  ❞ ❝  looks like a... what does it look like?  ❞ ❝  sleepwalkers built this? how in god's name...  ❞ ❝  the place feels, uh... familiar.  ❞ ❝  this place... why with this place?  ❞ ❝  wonderful... back down here.  ❞ ❝  stuff happens, parents worry, that's how it works. haha.  ❞ ❝  c'mon, mom, the rule is, my music in my room, right? haha. and i love this song.  ❞ ❝ for my hour of tv this week, can i please just watch the news with you, mom? i miss you.  ❞ ❝  I'm just gonna' practice my 3-point shot, dad. Jeez. It's like the perfect summer day.  ❞ ❝  okay, mom. i won't do it again. dad, you know i respect like, 99 percent of your opinion. haha.  ❞ ❝  that's a great joke, dad!  can i post that online?  haha, see what i did there?  ❞ ❝  the sun looks amazing today. not sure why i never seem to notice. just look at it. i mean, wow.  ❞ ❝  yes, dad, i've been studying. hah, no, maybe not as much as i'm supposed to, but i'm only human.  ❞ ❝  i saw one of the bad kids, mom! make them leave!  ❞ ❝  make them go away, dad! they have a bad attitude! ❞ ❝  those bad kids are back! help!  ❞ ❝  my dad is going to call your dad!  and then you'll see!  ❞ ❝  you guys are in so much trouble! get away from me!  ❞ ❝  and... i'm back. am i back?  ❞ ❝  it's you! you brought me back... i owe you one.  ❞ ❝  that... was not good. thank you.  ❞ ❝  you... you saved me.  ❞ ❝  damn it, no! not you too... ❞ ❝  i'll tell your folks... i'll tell 'em... something. ❞ ❝  no... goddammit, you weren't supposed to...  ❞ ❝  oh jesus... this could be any of us!  ❞ ❝  shit... shit. i am so sorry... ❞ ❝  he was our friend! now he's...  ❞ ❝  that was a person... oh god.  ❞ ❝  this is too real...  ❞ ❝  creepy enough?  yes.  ❞ ❝  okay... file that away...  ❞ ❝  you getting this?  ❞ ❝  and what's the club got to say?  ❞ ❝  cool. so what was next?  ❞ ❝  good, right? texting hq.  ❞ ❝  hey! look at us! technically competent.  ❞ ❝  man, i wish i could post this on... something.  ❞ ❝  i'm the best that's ever been.  ❞ ❝  we came, we saw, we... still need a catchphrase!  ❞ ❝  wooo, woo, woo! woo, yes!  woo, woo, woo! you're the best! woo!  ❞ ❝  over there!  ❞ ❝  that way.  ❞ ❝  mine now.  ❞ ❝  dibs on everything.  ❞ ❝  strongbox! what's in it?  ❞ ❝  but stealing is wRoNg.  ❞ ❝  don't mind if i do!  ❞ ❝  evidence of spooky conspiracy. confiscating.  ❞ ❝  someone forgot to pick up their toys.  ❞ ❝  it's locked.  ❞ ❝  who's got lockpicks? oh yeah. me.  ❞ ❝  another door.  ❞ ❝  doors are my nemesis.  ❞ ❝  quiet! sleeper!  ❞ ❝  remember. sleepers could be family.  ❞ ❝  sleepwalker.  ❞ ❝  they're not evil... just hypnotized.  ❞ ❝  lucid here.  ❞ ❝  camera. stay out of the light.  ❞ ❝  they got cctv.  ❞ ❝  it's that stalker kid!  ❞ ❝  stalker! stalker!  ❞ ❝  there's that creep!  ❞ ❝  body here. still alive.  ❞ ❝  just sleeping. don't touch 'em.  ❞ ❝  get down!  ❞ ❝  quiet!  ❞ ❝  i have such savings to offer you...  ❞ ❝  oh-oh! evil corp's calling!  ❞ ❝  personal call to work. shame, shame.  ❞ ❝  prank calling... now!  ❞ ❝  i can't believe that worked!  ❞ ❝  target neutralized!  ❞ ❝  that's for bells, asshole!  ❞ ❝  bad guy down!  ❞ ❝  wow, that worked! really well...  ❞ ❝  got that little shit!  ❞ ❝  how's it feel, shithead?  ❞ ❝  i got 'em! uh, what now?  ❞ ❝  okay! holding this one... for now!  ❞ ❝  see how you like it!  ❞ ❝  stay down, stay down...!  ❞ ❝  that's right! how you like me now?!  ❞ ❝  angel coming!  ❞ ❝  close your eyes! close your eyes!  ❞ ❝  guys, please! not the angel!  ❞ ❝  it's after me! oh god...  ❞ ❝  it's here for me!  ❞ ❝  no! not the shape!  ❞ ❝  the angel! i'm the target!  ❞ ❝  angel's gone... i think.  ❞ ❝  it left me... it left.  ❞

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the blackout club -- sentence starters ( i ) :

feel free to change titles / pronouns / places where appropriate !

❝  how much damage could children do?  ❞ ❝  he cannot know. his family cannot know.  ❞ ❝  it can be saved... after it is caught.  ❞ ❝  surrender! and she will be... kind. ❞ ❝  report: the song is weak here.  ❞ ❝  a little noise?  ❞ ❝  children! she hears you now.  ❞ ❝  he knows this game. he always wins.  ❞ ❝  it is a child... they will not believe... give up.  ❞ ❝  he will find, he will forgive!  ❞ ❝  how long can it hold its breath?  ❞ ❝  the fear it feels... can be cured... ❞ ❝  the song is mercy. there are worse things in the dark!  ❞ ❝  too loud! not one of us!  ❞ ❝  voice? he found nothing, but judgement is yours.  ❞ ❝  why hide from the love of a god?  ❞ ❝  a joke at his expense? no one will tell him, as usual.  ❞ ❝  gone. the voice must be told.  ❞ ❝  she has other duties. but she knows what it did!  ❞ ❝  his insecurities! warping the song. unacceptable. ❞ ❝  these wayward children... are they even real?  ❞ ❝  add your voice to the song!  ❞ ❝  but it is safe! why run?  ❞ ❝  it is outnumbered. nowhere to go!  ❞ ❝  let her take your pain!  ❞ ❝  now we know! now we know!  ❞ ❝  they cannot outrun a dream!  ❞ ❝  this is love without the lie!  ❞ ❝  angel. he hears a wayward lamb.  ❞ ❝  she warns you. the angel knows.  ❞ ❝  yes. stay there. await the angel.  ❞ ❝  let go, child.  ❞ ❝  come home.  ❞ ❝  i have you... now.  ❞ ❝  and they shall play, side by side.  ❞ ❝  like us, now.  ❞ ❝  the angel awaits.  ❞ ❝  the voice... will know of -- this!  ❞ ❝  angel... we submit!  ❞ ❝  the wrath is come. what have they done?  ❞ ❝  dead. he cannot... he does not...!  ❞ ❝  rise! please! she needs you!  ❞ ❝  yes? ...new music?  ❞ ❝  he was not chosen, after all.  ❞ ❝  it teases her. why?  ❞

❝  as the world sleeps, i... talk to myself. and frankly, i'm delightful.  ❞ ❝  getting some background static here... could those ridiculous children have their own cell tower?  ❞ ❝  i did miss dreaming, at first. but the other night, i heard the voice repeating my words with countless mouths... that is the dream.  ❞ ❝  and i knew. it was all real. ❞ ❝  i should check the sonic fence, but -- i loathe it. ❞ ❝  maybe... my body remembers being a sleeper. such pain.  ❞ ❝  i want a transfer. maybe the woods. we have eyes on the highway... state border too.. do we have any hyper-vigilant hermits?  ❞ ❝  lots of hours blend together, but 5am has merits. you go home, lie next to her, and... well, pretend to sleep anyway.  ❞ ❝  no, ma'am, i did not meet any magical youth gangs tonight.  ❞ ❝  please, no red doors tonight. i always forget someone i know in there or... remember someone i don't.  ❞ ❝  qui-et. but hey, that's why we moved here. it's not the national radio party zone.  ❞ ❝  there's no way that my daughter's involved with that... 'club'. she tells me everything... ❞ ❝  they say that the... shape you can't see, got her. i wonder what it... does to them?  ❞ ❝  we're actively expected to think aloud, right?  ❞ ❝  ...well, i don't love that we're hunting down kids, even just to detain them. don't care if they are quote unquote 'dangerous'.  ❞ ❝  anyone else hear...?  ❞ ❝  gone, not my affair now.  ❞ ❝  heeeeeyy.  ❞ ❝  hel-looo, kiddo!  ❞ ❝  hey, we can do it this way, i've got all night. or, there's cocoa and a blanket, your call!  ❞ ❝  how did they do that?  ❞ ❝  i can hear you, kids!  ❞ ❝  if someone's here, come out!  ❞ ❝  i grew up here too, pal! i know what alone feels like! there are options!  ❞ ❝  i know how you feel! we can fix that together!  ❞ ❝  i know your parents, okay! in ways you don't. and they want you home safe!  ❞ ❝  i'll find you, then we'll talk.  ❞ ❝  i saw that!  ❞ ❝  is it the possession thing? we all have doubts, but our god can be measured, champ! it's in you, too!  ❞ ❝  is someone playing with me?  ❞ ❝  is that you, kid?  ❞ ❝  it's that damn kid!  ❞ ❝  keep making noise, pal! very helpful. ❞ ❝  lotta' noise there, kids!  ❞ ❝  no! i did not lose you! i...  ❞ ❝  no one cares like we do, okay!  ❞ ❝  no sleeper is that loud.  ❞ ❝  not gonna condescend here, you're a smart kid with some duuumb friends, but i can help.  ❞ ❝  okay, hide! we're your teachers, maybe your family... nowhere to go.  ❞ ❝  okay, kid. hard way it is.  ❞ ❝  sound the horns, old boy. the hunt is on.  ❞ ❝  so you are one of them...  ❞ ❝  so you like to be chased? fine.  ❞ ❝  they were right here!  ❞ ❝  those other kids... they don't care if you get hurt! we do.  ❞ ❝  unbelieveable.  ❞ ❝  was that a test?  ❞ ❝  what are you? 14? 15? you can turn this thing around!  ❞ ❝  who's in here?  ❞ ❝  you can hide from me... but not from them.  ❞ ❝  you got a brother, sister maybe? they know you're out here? maybe i can talk to them...  ❞ ❝  hey, kids? bottom line, we don't care about THINGS. we care about you.  ❞ ❝  really? we're just letting these vandals get away?  ❞ ❝  this looks deliberate. we'll just call you 'exhibit a'.  ❞ ❝  toddlers get frustrated, they break things. and you kids? you need a lit-tle nap.  ❞ ❝  you're young -- destruction is in your blood. i get it. let's talk!  ❞ ❝  damn kids have me shaking.  ❞ ❝  fine, but if i catch you again, i'll... (sighs).  ❞ ❝  my own echo. idiot.  ❞ ❝  no one. i thought... it was that invisible... thing.  ❞ ❝  nothing. i should report myself. i'm officially a risk.  ❞ ❝  report: hallucinations worse. if i could sleep, i'd... do that.  ❞ ❝  working too long, i guess... yeah. back to it.  ❞ ❝  come back, sport! i just wanna' talk!  ❞ ❝  don't run, bud! you could get hurt.  ❞ ❝  hey, come shake my hand!  ❞ ❝  let me take you home!  ❞ ❝  it doesn't have to hurt!  ❞ ❝  i know how you feel! we can fix that together!  ❞ ❝  it's okay! you won't remember this!  ❞ ❝  we are trying to help you!  ❞ ❝  where ya' going? gets mighty cold in the woods, kiddo!  ❞ ❝  where you going? i'm on your side!  ❞ ❝  yes, let's run. find your friends together!  ❞ ❝  you're hurting, but you don't have to!  ❞ ❝  you're in trouble, bud. let's get you out!  ❞ ❝  you are smarter than this! just stop!  ❞ ❝  hello, ma'am? yes. they're here. send it...  ❞ ❝  ma'am. we have them treed. do you happen to know a man with an axe?  ❞ ❝  sir. please send it here. it is needed. they're beyond our reach.  ❞ ❝  we need the uh... the big guns. yes. my position.  ❞ ❝  ah-aahh, you're slipping.  ❞ ❝  come home.  ❞ ❝  it's okay... it's okay.  ❞ ❝  i've got one!  ❞ ❝  let's go, child.  ❞ ❝  ey-ey. look at me. we're friends, right? yes.  ❞ ❝  it's better this way...  ❞ ❝  it's fine! you're not in trouble. you're home.  ❞ ❝  let me take allll that pain, okay, pal?  ❞ ❝  look at my eyes. right there. good.  ❞ ❝  shhh there, there. lucky little one.  ❞ ❝  there, isn't that more relaxing? 'course it is.  ❞ ❝  you're going to feel so much better.  ❞ ❝  you're safe, champ. it's alllll fine now.  ❞ ❝  how long -- can you -- keep this up...?!  ❞ ❝  get off me!  ❞ ❝  i will get free!  ❞ ❝  you can't do this!  ❞ ❝  help me find them. we need a full sweep.  ❞ ❝  here it comes, here it comes... don't look.  ❞ ❝  i'm loyal. the voice knows. please don't hurt me.  ❞ ❝  SPEAK-AS-ONE. SPEAK-AS-ONE. SPEAK-AS-ONE.  ❞ ❝  they're here. kids, yes, but dangerous. c'mon.  ❞ ❝  we are the eyes, they are the voice... and you are the hand.  ❞ ❝  well, kids... i hope it's quick.  ❞ ❝  how could this happen?  ❞ ❝  how! ...murderers. these children are murderers.  ❞ ❝  no, i'm so sorry. i should have been vigilant. i...  ❞ ❝  they killed one of us. they actually... they...  ❞ ❝  voice, as your humble host, i try to be strong, but don't our bodies... matter?  ❞ ❝  a call?  now?  ❞ ❝  huh, strange time for this.  ❞ ❝  hello? is that you, ma'am?  ❞ ❝  how are they getting these numbers?  ❞ ❝  idiocy. time to fire our crypto people.  ❞ ❝  i'll find you, kid. we'll laugh together.  ❞ ❝  what in the blue hell is that shit?  ❞

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vs. the villain.

❝  you're wrong . ❞ ❝  the unknown has its monsters but those monsters haven't met me . ❞ ❝  won't ...  let you ...   ❞ ❝  sorry i'm late -- i can more than make it up to you !  ❞ ❝  i failed them once .  i will NOT fail them again .  ❞ ❝  i’m not doing this for me .  i’m doing this for them .  ❞ ❝  true ,  i’ve never been any good .  but neither have you .  ❞ ❝  some might call this reckless ,  stupid .  and unfortunately for you ,  i am very stupid .  ❞ ❝  you could be good .  you could be so SO good .  ❞ ❝  you are not my family .  ❞ ❝  i wouldn't even be getting involved but you crossed a line .  ❞ ❝  none of them deserve this !  ❞ ❝  i am not the bad guy here !  ❞ ❝  happiness is sacred .  and for the sake of everyone ,  i will protect it !  ❞ ❝  back off .  ❞ ❝  this is my turf .  if you're smart ,  you'll leave it alone .  ❞ ❝  what are you getting from this ?  ❞ ❝  i am this world's protector and your mountains will not move me .  ❞ ❝  nice manipulations ;  you’re forgetting the fact i don’t care .  ❞ ❝  an eye for an eye means you die .  ❞ ❝  i'm begging you not to do this .  ❞ ❝  i made a promise to them .  if you make me break that promise ,  i will never forgive you .  ❞ ❝  if it means stopping you ...  i’ll do it .  ❞ ❝  got room for one more ?  ❞ ❝  i will not fall .  i cannot fall .  ❞ ❝  enough .  GAMES  .  ❞ ❝  all my life i was so lost at what to do .  now i know ,  and it’s stopping you !  ❞ ❝  no .  no more second chances .  you’ve had enough of them .  ❞ ❝  you’re smarter than this !  ❞ ❝  i will not be the monster you’ve made me !  not anymore !  ❞ ❝  i would NEVER join you !  ❞ ❝  hello ,  nice to meet you !  i am an active threat .  ❞ ❝  no .  i don’t recognize you anymore .  ❞ ❝  really ?  this again ?  didn’t we do this last week ?  ❞ ❝  i won't let you get away !  ❞ ❝  you will never hurt them again .  understand ?  ❞ ❝  aren't you tired ?  ❞ ❝  put away your sword before you do something you'll regret .  ❞ ❝  so annoying .  ❞ ❝  you proud of your big mess ?  good ,  'cause you're gonna' clean it up now !  ❞ ❝  that's mine .  ❞ ❝  i am giving you a chance to stand down .  don't squander it .  ❞ ❝  it's just a scratch .  ❞ ❝  have you lost your mind ?  ❞ ❝  i'm scared .  i'm scared ,  but i can't... i WON'T let it stop me .  ❞ ❝  you have so much potential but you're wasting it away all for THIS .  ❞ ❝  take my hand .  ❞ ❝  it's okay .  i'll MAKE you sorry .  ❞ ❝  why... why are you doing this ?  ❞

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prompts requested from an anon , feel free to change prounouns / wording to better suit rp if you want to!

Dark  Star:

❝ I  drifted  through  the  universe  just  to  lay  beside  you. ❞ ❝ Anywhere  you  want  me  to  take  you,  I’ll  go. ❞ ❝ There’s  things  about  me  that  you  just  don’t  know. ❞ ❝ If  I  told  you  everything,  would  you  call  me  crazy? ❞ ❝ I  don’t  love  like  I  used  to. ❞ ❝ I’ve  got  stories  to  tell  you. ❞

Two  More  Minutes:

❝ Two  more  minutes  and  I’ll  be  there. ❞ ❝ You’re  still  my  drug  of  choice. ❞ ❝ I  don’t  want  nobody  else. ❞ ❝ I  want  you  all  to  myself. ❞ ❝ You  lift  me  off  the  ground. ❞ ❝ Please  don’t  ever  let  me  down. ❞

One  Last  Time:

❝ I’m  waiting  for  it  to  pass. ❞ ❝ Could  I  feel  your  skin  on  mine  before  I  have  to  say  goodbye? ❞ ❝ My  world  is  losing  light. ❞ ❝ I’m  leaving  this  cold  world  of  mine… ❞ ❝ No  pleading  is  gonna  turn  back  time. ❞

Moondust:

❝ I’m  building  this  house  on  the  moon. ❞ ❝ There’s  nothing  I  can  do  except  bury  my  love  for  you. ❞ ❝ I  long  to  hear  your  voice. ❞ ❝ The  first  thing  I  will  do  is  bury  my  love  for  you. ❞ ❝ Then  reap  what  they  sow. ❞ ❝ I  say  what  I  know  to  be  true. ❞

Wondering:

❝ My  sheets  grow  cold  as  I  am  sleeping. ❞ ❝ I  can’t  stop  wondering  how  long  it  will  be. ❞ ❝ I  start  wondering  if  you  were  ever  here  at  all. ❞ ❝ Let  the  moonlight  keep  me  from  darkness. ❞ ❝ Remembering  the  feel  of  it  all… ❞ ❝ I  start  wondering. ❞

[gwen-musings]

Penguins of Madagascar - 1

Random quotes from random episodes. Feel free to edit pronouns/nouns as needed.

Remind me to swing back by here later to look for my lost dignity

We’re watching the leaves change!

Change into what?

I will not engage. I will not engage. I will not engage.

I say! Whatever are the gas masks for?

I pass no judgement on you lemurs and your sick deprived past times.

I just want to clone things.

I need results now!

[NAME], I am not having the best day and your abrasive results driven management style is not helping!

Oh why am I polka-dotted?

Down the mountain; it’s the quickest way to the ocean!

Yes, and technically falling off a building is the quickest way to the sidewalk.

Come on, Smart Guy, admit you’re delicious!

I have my gut, [NAME]. And my gut is always sure and true.

That looks suspiciously like a medieval torture device.

COME BACK HERE, [NAME]! TAKE IT LIKE A PENGUIN!

Prepare for punitive cuddles and hugs.

I just wanna hug him with my fist!

Is purple a vegetable?

Yeah I can’t work with this.

NO! I wasted the best years of my lonely, lonely life on these plans!

Humans are by nature lazy bums.

LET’S HEAR IT FOR GIBBERJABBER WOOOOOHOOO!

Ah closing time. Are there two sweeter words known to man or beast?

So wild…so free. Yet I know I could tame her.

[NAME], you sly dog.

We’re having fun. I order you to have fun.

What? I’m fluent in panic.

You’re more of a…glad scientist.

[kaysmemes]

protective  family  members  /  friends  pt.  2.

a  second  collection  of  sentences  involving  protective  family  and  friends  ,  this  part  focusing  on  the  protected  !

“i don’t need watching over! i’m not a (baby/kid) anymore!” “hey, i wanted to say… thanks for having my back out there.” “okay, okay, you’re right, that (jump/landing/stunt) was bad, but hey, i’m still alive! in pain, but still alive.” “so… you wanna see me do that again?” “i love them! you don’t know what we have together! they’d never hurt me!” “can you come with me? i don’t know about this place.. and i want to know that you’re there with me in case anything happens.” “you know, i always thought you were overbearing when you told me i couldn’t do some things, but now i understand that you were just looking out for me, and… well, thank you.” “maybe you’re right… i’m gonna (break up with/divorce) them soon.. thank you for being so concerned.” “i’m not giving up on (my/our) (other) friend(s) just because you have some stupid concerns! they’re fine! they’d never (do/say) something like that!” “god, you’re so overprotective! might as well wrap me up in bubblewrap or stick me in an empty room since something’s bound to (hurt/kill) me!” “look, see? i’m alright, i’m okay… man, you’re really worried about me, huh?” “hey, sorry i’m calling this late, but… i’m in (the hospital/the doctor’s office/urgent care/jail). i did something really bad, and i need you here..” “i’m going out. and do not track me, otherwise i’ll break my phone.” “whoo! what a rush! can i do that again? ah, who cares? i’m doing it again no matter what you say!” “this doesn’t even feel that high! quit being such a worrywart!”

[rpmemes-galore]

so, making this as a psa: 

please,  p l e a s e,   wear your mask, please wash your hands, please socially distance. I’ve been weeks into recovery, now, and I’m still being hit by the effects of covid. I’m constantly exhausted, my sense of taste / smell comes and goes… wound up with a nasty infection from it that took me a while to fight off. I was in the ER twice. And I was one of the lucky ones. Mine was a comparatively mild case. There’s been so many people who haven’t had it so lucky. 

Remember, choosing not to wear a mask doesn’t just affect you, it affects all those around you. It’s not just a  ‘ personal choice ‘ … it’s you selfishly making a choice for your whole community and putting them at risk. Protect those around you and WEAR THAT DAMN MASK.

[poguesgold]

HOW TO DONATE TO BLM WHEN YOU HAVE NO MONEY

a black woman named zoe amira posted a video on youtube. this video is an hour long and filled with art and music from black creators. it has a ton of ads, and in result will rack up a ton of revenue. 100% of the ad revenue from the video will be dispersed between various blm organizations, including bail-out funds for protesters. it will be split between the following, dependent on necessity

brooklyn bail fund

minnesota freedom fund

atlanta action network

columbus freedom fund

louisville community bail fund

chicago bond

black visions collective

richmond community bail fund

the bail project inc

nw com bail fund

philadelphia bail fund

the korchhinski-parquet family gofundme

george floyd’s family gofundme

blacklivesmatter.com

reclaim the block

aclu

turn off your adblocker and put the video on repeat. do not skip ads. let it play on loop whether you’re listening or not. mute the tab if you need to focus elsewhere. but let. it. play.

youtube will donate to blm for you.

please, please reblog. for people who don’t have money to spare, this is incredibly important information to have.

[casismybestfriend]

@poguesgold Thank you for bringing attention to this. I checked the comments there and some Kpop fans who have experience with this say to not watch on repeat, and keep the volume at least 50% (but you can still mute the tab or plug headphones in)

I have no experience with this strategy, but as I’ve seen more than one comment there with the same advice I’d assume this is true about YouTube’s algorithm

[pridemons]

donations masterpost

i've composed a list of all of the donation fund i could find. i will stand with black lives forever and always and everybody should do the same.

donate to the minneapolis bail fund here

donate to the black lives matter movement here

donate to the george floyd memorial fund here

donate to george floyd's family here

donate to the justice for regis fund here

donate to reclaim the block here

donate to the i run with maud fund here

donate to justice for jamee here

donate to the eric rosalia fund here

donate to campaign zero here

donate to the north star collective here

donate to black visions here

donate to the national police accountability project here

donate to the unicorn riot fund here

if i've missed any then please add them onto this post! if you're a black person with your own donation fund then feel free to add that too!

share if you can't donate, share if you can

[memeingovermemes]

animal crossing: new horizons -- sentence starters:

feel free to change titles / pronouns / places where appropriate !

❝  hey ,  it’s you again ...  talking to me again.  ❞ ❝  i came up with a new nickname that’s perfect for you !  ❞ ❝  you wouldn’t believe how much interest there is in this stuff .  it even surprises me sometimes ! ❞ ❝  you got some talent ,  kiddo !  ❞ ❝  island life is so invigorating !  staying inside all day would be a terrible waste .  ❞ ❝  when it comes to the world of fab fashion ,  what do you think is the most important part of being stylish ?  ❞ ❝  when our flowers are happy ,  i’m happy ,  ___ .  ❞ ❝  even i can’t go 100% ALL the time .  life’s already tough ,  so you don’t gotta’ make it tougher !  ❞ ❝  i can’t help but puff my feathers with pride !  ❞ ❝  i moved !  here !  i live here now !  walking distance from your house !  you !  the only person i know here !  ❞ ❝  some folks call it pouting ,  but i say it’s me telling the world to QUIT BEING MEAN !  ❞ ❝  where would we be if we never shot for the moon ?  ❞ ❝  i get knocked over by the wind sometimes !  i just lay there until the weather calms down !  ❞ ❝  rumor has it that when it comes to TV shows ,  you’re kind of obsessed with ___ . ❞ ❝  every time i look at it ,  i get this warm feeling inside ... like when she would hug me .  ❞ ❝  i am indeed tempted to purchase these for my personal collection ...   but no .  i must exercise restraint .  ❞ ❝  your name’s ___ ?  i hope i pronounced that right .  ❞ ❝  you making your usual rounds ,  ___ ,  or is this a special visit ?  ❞ ❝  you’d know best -- am i pulling this look off , ___ ?  ❞ ❝  oh!  why don’t i go get my dictionary ?  ❞ ❝  awww !  she said all that about me ?  consider my day made !  ❞ ❝  what’s with that look ?  ❞ ❝  this store is so warm and cosy ...  sometimes i find a quiet corner and take a nap !  ❞ ❝  OK , OK ...  um ...  which one has more pictures ?  ❞ ❝  i love gettin’ dressed up in clothes that aren’t mine and running around pretending to be someone else !  ❞ ❝  how is it MY fault they didn’t know what they were buyin’ ?  ❞ ❝  give ‘im a hard time fo me ,  if you happen to trip over him .  gahaha !  ❞ ❝  i wish i had some treats to offer you .  i probably should have made spice cake in advance ... ❞ ❝  one glance and it’s like you’ve known the artist for years .  ❞ ❝  sunny days are my absolute fave .  on a sunny day ,  it feels like anything is possible !  ❞ ❝  what’s the mood over in ___ville ?  ❞ ❝  winter went ,  and spring has come !  let’s celebrate by doing something dumb !  ❞ ❝  but after a little while , like ... it turns into HOME .  ❞ ❝  i’m so thankful to you and everyone else on this island !  ❞ ❝  i looked in my snack stash ...  on my roof ...  in my secret snack stash ...  out back where i accidentally bury stuff ...  ❞ ❝  between you and me ,  i think i might be the biggest ___ fan on this island ...  ❞ ❝  believe me ,  when you’re happy ,  i’m happy .  ❞ ❝  did you know that each of the constellations has its own story ?  indeed ,  sometimes many stories !  ❞ ❝  sometimes ,  when i can’t wake up in the morning ,  i run in circles and scream really loud for a few minutes !  ❞ ❝  feel free to look at all my fab stuff and validate my life choices !  ❞ ❝  i wasn’t sure i believed that umbrellas could be fashionable ,  but i love how you look with one .  ❞ ❝  after all ,  we’re in this together ,  partner ,  hm ?  ❞ ❝  tell you what else is looking sparkly !  it’s legit you ,  ___ !  spring is WAY your season !  ❞ ❝  am i hallucinating or was that feedback signed by ___ ?  ❞ ❝  i wanna take off ,  but first you need to stop chatting and close your Nookphone .  ❞ ❝  what ?  it kind of rhymed .  shut up .  ❞ ❝  i tell you ,  i have a funny feeling about it ,  ___ !  and i don’t mean “funny” funny ,  i mean weird funny .  ❞ ❝  what could i even say i was good at ?  who’d want to hire someone with experience in baking and reading ?  are there cookbook researchers ?  ❞ ❝  i knew i was right about you ,  ___ .  ❞ ❝  it got me seriously tensed up ,  like we’re about to be invaded by a bunch of evil pirates or something .  ❞ ❝  i was like ,  waaay into this walk ,  but then it started to get boring .  then i found you ,  and it’s fab again! ❞ ❝  what have you gotten yourself into ?  ❞

[memeingovermemes]

a mess of discord rp quotes, part 2 – sentence starters:

feel free to change titles / pronouns / places where appropriate !

❝  except me .  i’m mean all the time .  ❞ ❝  it’s only a matter of time before the ecosystem swallows them up like a paper shredder .  ❞ ❝  you won’t actually accomplish anything .  you just stand there hoping you will .  ❞ ❝  don’t trivialise my love .  my love kills .  ❞ ❝  i’m feeling really appreciated right now .  ❞ ❝  what part of  ‘ i read chat history ‘  don’t you understand ?  ❞ ❝  boy i can’t wait to murder that guy .  ❞ ❝  i’m crashing my own funeral .  sorry ,  that’s how it works .  ❞ ❝  please ,  i’m absolutely charming and you know it .  ❞ ❝  i hate your existence and hope you die in the worst pain imaginable .  ❞ ❝  it’s not like i’m casually throwing out ominous comments left and right .  ❞ ❝  you really can’t pick on subtleties and this annoys me .  ❞ ❝  next thing you know everyone is trying to steal his eyes .  ❞ ❝  well ,  you know what they say !  third time unlucky .  ❞ ❝  that’s how the egotistic idiots roll !  ❞ ❝  yeah ,  kid ,  it’s entirely your fault .  ❞ ❝  hahahahahahaha !  who’s sad now ?  ❞ ❝  hate to break it to ya’ ,  but i’m an eternal abyss of feeling nothing !  ❞ ❝  all the channels are the right channels !  ❞ ❝  being popular is people constantly summoning you when you have legitimate business to attend to .  ❞ ❝  seems consistent to the rest of your life .  ❞ ❝  but i can play piano !  ❞ ❝  when in doubt ,  do a barrel roll .  fixes everything .  ❞ ❝  personally my favourite is the fake friendship .  where you can backstab the other person at any given moment .  ❞ ❝  i broke a long time ago ,  but it’s the kind of broken that’s cool and never dies .  ❞ ❝  i like these guys .  they have good taste .  ❞ ❝  hey ,  ___ ,  your future is gonna suck !  ❞ ❝  you can’t water a garden with acid .  you’ll only watch it all burn .  ❞ ❝  it was more convenient to act like everything was fine .  ❞ ❝  he’s too lost in that twisted ambition to REALLY care about you .  ❞ ❝  how’s that long distance relationship been working out for ya’ ?  ❞ ❝  ... wow ,  how long were you sitting on that one ?  ❞ ❝  i don’t give out all my spoilers .  ❞ ❝  what kind of friend enables such destructive behaviour ?  ❞ ❝  he’s planning to kill 78% of you anyways .  ❞ ❝  no ,  but i like being the answer guy .  ❞ ❝  they think you’re lame .  i read their thoughts .  ❞ ❝  unfortunately i have lots of vpns .  ❞ ❝  oh ,  i’m not helping you figure that out .  i just want to inform you you’re screwed .  ❞ ❝  i too walk off near-death experiences .  ❞ ❝  you people really have a full schedule with people trying kill you and your loved ones .  ❞

[memeingovermemes]

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