Twisted Wonderland X Digimon
An expansion of a mentioned scenario from my fic that I don't know where to put in, regarding the three way fight between Phelesmon, Vespamon and Vamdemon
Enjoy <3
"Okay, what in the world is going on here!!?" Ace shouted. He just entered the Digi-Room with Deuce with the help of Kudamon. Definitely to study and not take advantage of the fact the Digi-House got air conditioning in there. Absolutely not.
But instead, the first thing they saw was Phelesmon, Vespamon and Vamdemon fighting.
Actually, fighting is an understatement. They're full on brawling. And looking at the damage around the small island, they must've been at it for a few minutes by now. All three Digimon are hurling insults at one another in foreign languages, somehow bypassing the translation magic by sheer anger.
"Don't ask me. They were just arguing before we got in," said Kudamon, "You see, Vamdemon and Phelesmon don't get along very well. Before I went and got you, I trust Vespamon to pull them apart... and it looks like he had went from mediator to a contestant."
Deuce paled as Phelesmon headbutts Vamdemon, the resounding crack as Vamdemon's mask broke terrified him, "We gotta stop them. At this rate they're going to destroy everything. Hang on, where's the other Digimon!?"
"They're all scattered all around the school, so I can't contact them," said Kudamon, "So you two got any plans in stopping them?"
"You're asking us!?" Ace shouted. He looks back at the two fighting Digimon. Looks like he got no choice. He took out his pen and aimed, and separates the two Digimon using wind magic.
"Deuce! Hit 'em!" Ace shouted, and Deuce follows through by summoning cauldrons over their heads.
Phelesmon got hit, but Vamdemon dodged it at the last minute, having learned from last time. Vespamon also managed to dodge it, being too fast to be hit in the first place.
"Gah! What's the big idea!?" Phelesmon shouted, holding his head.
"Okay, cut it out you two," Ace said, crossing his arms, "Why are you fighting? You're making me and Deuce fighting look tame."
Vamdemon pointed at Phelesmon, "This sonuva gun woken me up from my sleep."
"... And you're throwing hands just because of that?"
"For me that's like being waken up in the middle of the night."
"And you, Phelesmon?" Ace asked. The devil-like Digimon shoved his hands in his pockets (Ace didn't know Phelesmon's pants got pocket in the first place), "Look, he's been sleeping all day since coming here... I just want him to do something than laze around like that lion all day."
"... By lion, do you mean Leona?"
"No, I meant Mozus' familiar..." Phelesmon snapped his head, "What are you, daft? Of course I meant Leona.
Deuce looked at Vespamon, "And what about you?"
Vespamon awkwardly rubbed the side of his head, "Well, I tried to mediate. But I ended up getting offended by what Vamdemon and Phelesmon said, lost my temper and... Well, you know the rest."
The cyborg Digimon sighed, "Sorry, that's not super cool of me, isn't it?"
Kudamon nodded in understanding, "So from what I garnered. Phelesmon woke Vamdemon up because he thinks he's lazing around, in turn Vamdemon got mad, and you two argue and start hurling insults at one another. When Vespamon tried to calm you both, you insulted him, causing him to get mad and it turned into a three way fight."
The three Digimon nodded in unison.
Ace ruffled his hair, "Seriously... Aren't you guys, like, legal adults or something? Look, just swallow your pride and say sorry."
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"NO!"
"Why not!?" Ace shouted. The three Digimon started to argue back, but unfortunately they once again bypassed the translation magic, and Ace and Deuce are at lost once again.
"Questo diavolo mi ha svegliato nel bel mezzo della giornata! Non dormo da mesi, e tu mi stai chiedendo di calmarmi!? Che stronzata!" Vamdemon yelled, pointing at Phelesmon.
Phelesmon, in turn, points at Vamdemon, "J’essayais de lui dire d’arrêter de traîner comme Leona, mais il s’est mis en colère ! C’est si mal que ça de vouloir qu’il fasse sa part du travail ? Enfin bon, nom de Dieu, il nous a fait courir partout pendant des mois parce qu’il n’arrêtait pas de s’enfuir comme le rat ailé sournois qu’il est !"
Vespamon pointed to both Digimon, "كنت أحاول إيقاف هذين الاثنين عن الشجار، وانتهى بي الأمر إلى أن أُهان بدلًا من ذلك!؟ تعلم، إذا غضب سبلاشمون فأخبره أنني حاولت حلّ هذا الأمر بطريقة سلمية في البداية!"
Deuce scratched his head, confused, "Wait... If they've been hurling insults in different languages, how to they know they're being insulted in the first place?"
"... I don't think you need to be fluent in a language to know you've been insulted," Ace deadpanned, "Okay, seriously. You three cut it out before we call Splashmon."
"Call me for what?" Splashmon said. He had just entered the pocket dimension after going shopping, with Grim on his shoulder nibbling on a treat he begged Splashmon to buy him.
Splashmon then sees the destruction of the Digi-Room, and he immediately puts two and two together. He sighed, "... Whoever responsible for this please clean this up. Now. I'm not repeating my words."
Silence filled the entire island, and immediately Phelesmon let's go of his pitchfork, it dissolving into data as he puts it back in his inventory as he begrudgingly cleans up after his own mess.
Vespamon followed suit, flying around to clean up.
Vamdemon was the last, but a glare from Splashmon made him falter, and he sent out his bat familiars to help.
Ace looks at Splashmon, "How did you do that?"
"Experience from handling my crew. Come on, I bought ice cream. Kudamon, watch over these three. Tell them after they're finish to come out to Ramshackle to have some," Splashmon instructed. Kudamon nodded, "Very well."
"Man, you're handling them better than how some housewardens handle their students," said Deuce.
"Again, I'm used to doing this," Splashmon replied.
"Oh, can I have some ice cream?" Grim asked.
"No. You just got a snack. If you eat ice cream you're going to spoil your lunch later."
"Aw man..."




















