[vethox]

[wallytheasthmatic]

Famous words of a pet owner

“WHAT ARE YOU EATING”

[saintlaurentgirl-deactivated201]

im passionate about spacious apartments and expensive lingerie

[thebestoftumbling]

Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction.

[steamcleanmymind-deactivated201]

bangs8

[emeraldteapot]

This is my favourite thing on the Internet. What a wobbly sausage!

[90s90s90s]

[fluxthepolice-deactivated201310]

the bullshit hades had to put up with in this movie….can’t really blame him

[dykologist]

lazylumberjack

[acupofkeen]

[lightlier]

[thebestoftumbling]

clever dog tricked me into game of fetch

[saaav-deactivated20161101]

I would be there all day tbh.

[neuroxin]

I would literally die there unless someone came to take over for me

[morbidology]

[morbidology]

Two dead elks frozen to a tree.

[kkrabbit-deactivated20130730]

[saint-gabriel-blog]

When you and your squad match-

[buzzfeedfood]

Have you seen The Grand Budapest Hotel? If Y, you’ll probably be wanting to know more about those pastries (here you go). If N, go! It’s delightful. 

[zephyrrr-deactivated20171123]

this vine made me 100% more emotionally stable

[dogs99999]

This is so sweet

[snailina]

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

[emeraldteapot]

Kevin McCloud on every episode of Grand Designs: here we have a five story eye sore, made entirely out of materials scavenged from children's hospitals. these English yuppies have erected this monstrosity right in the middle of a secluded, humble Spanish village. the residents are forced to stare blankly at this cold reminder of imperial entitlement and capitalist overindulgence every single day. John and Linda have built their home quite literally in the town square! inside, we have three kitchens, each one costing more than the price of feeding the local peoples for their entire lifetimes. the roof leaks, even in a drought. there's no windows, and the doors are made of spiders. I don't think anybody remembered to put down any foundations actually? we'll probably be looking at a smouldering pile of rubble this time next month...

Kevin McCloud: but do you know something?

Kevin McCloud: I love it.

[quentintortellini]

pen pals with benefits

[livesickdieill]

like sometimes they send stickers

[emeraldteapot]

Would you ever fuck a follower?

Wow. Ummmmm