Emergency Room Gays

Humble observations from a couple of homos working in a major metropolitan emergency department

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Hot Residents

When the super cute PGY2 asks, "Hey can you show me where the supply room is?....

When your alarm goes off...

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200 MG of Ibuprofen

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Discovering a family size bag of M&Ms under your DKA patient’s blanket

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It’s been a while...

We’re back. :) 

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Iohexol & Crystal Light

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The Day After Every Major Holiday

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C/C: "I smelled like a stinky shoe down there after my boyfriend pulled out."

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CRICOTHYROTOMY

When the ER Attending fails to intubate a patient after multiple attempts… When Trauma Surgery shows up to finish the job…

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Ok who needs an antidote for cyanide poisoning?

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Hint: This is the antidote for cyanide poisoning...  

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ESI TRIAGE LEVEL 5

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18 y/o F: "I jumped out the car when it was moving cause my boyfriend wouldn't let me listen to beyonce"

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Pride

Realizing you're scheduled to work on Pride Weekend….

When you try, but can't find a single person to take your shift…

When you just say fuck it and call in sick…

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When my 85 y/o female patient told me: "You and I could really have been something 50 years ago..."

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Pt states: "I'm allergic to adenosine, oxygen, and white people."

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Acute Incarceritis

When a patient was brought in after being arrested for solicitation, because she suddenly developed 10/10 chest pain.... 

When I told her the 500 mL NS bolus I gave her was pain medication, and she was suddenly pain free…

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Trying to insert a foley into a female patient with a BMI of 65

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When a 24 y/o guy asked, regarding his mother, "Ugh, can't you just admit her? I gotta get to the club."