Don't You, Forget About Me

I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THIS BY TELLING YOU ABOUT MYSELF.

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Aaron Read and Ryan Beil are some of the funniest people in Canada. Period. The End. (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL66JpWvU8U)

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“WHAT IS THIS?!” “Wait, do I like this?” *Incredulous smile plastered on face* “Yup this is incredible.” (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpDYfkymaSE)

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Words And Verbs

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Internet Love

Coworker: I just hate having nothing to do. (Liar) Me: Have you met my friend internet? Internet: Oh hey girl I’m down for whatever you want. Chick flicks, Existentialist French Philosophy, Cat Videos, Porn to suit your every whim...  Coworker (blushing): I don’t wat... So you’re saying I don’t have to pretend to be into all your stuff and you’ll never leave me. Internet: Not until Skynet is online. Coworker: Who the fuck is Skynet? Is she prettier than me? Internet: Google search Body Positivity. Coworker: Oh Internet you always know what to say.

Coworker falls madly in love with Internet but it is not mutual...

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Really enjoying the plot tbh

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This is literally the greatest thing I have seen all week

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Porn: “Isn’t it cool when hot strangers break into your home and offer you sex?” 

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via WETHEURBAN

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Shit. I don’t just love Jess Mariano, I am Jess Mariano. via Buzzfeed

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LOVESICK: Dancing in the Dusk 

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“Why does it take a year to build a stadium but four years to fix my school?” via Post Secret

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Photograph in the style of Impressionism via Colossal by Michele Palazzo

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this makes me feel v weird 

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(via kkcollins)

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Committing to the life bit 

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You pray so badly for heaven Knowing any day might be the day that you die But maybe life on earth could be heaven Doesn’t just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Bo Burnham (via g0-gu-ma)

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(photos by siwangmu)

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This is the only man who deserves the “World’s Best Dad” designation.