Emily Warner: The lovely assistant

Hello you, i'm Emily Warner. Assistant to the fabulously talented magician Alex Walters. The Circus life is the life for me, the glitter the lights and maybe even the smells (although the ring stock, i'm not too crazy about). There's no business like circus business... Like no business I know...

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remember when this existed

yea

me either

this is insanely sad

I hate that the circus died

god dang

and neverland died too 

come on guys 

this really really sucks a lot

um remember our AWESOME story lines? 

because I do

and Ashley does too

and honestly

she's really upset about it 

nobody ever comes here anymore

betcha most of you already deleted the accounts to recycle emails

but yup

we suck

we really do

r.i.p cabot and sons

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Hum dee dum dum.

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be back in a couple hours bye

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tell her

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buuuuuuuuuuuuut

i dunno

i mean

dad literally pulled it out of me and held my shoulder and told me that i just had a bad day and that i need the rest of the day and tomorrow off

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its your choice man

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im sorry bby

i dont know what to tell you

I would tell my parents that I hate it so much

if it makes you cry

that’s not a good sign

unless its a n otp

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i dunno…..

mom still doesnt know i cried….

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tell her

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yes you can

she treats you souper bad

idk its your choice

but its obviously upsetting you

a lot

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i mean its a high school sport

its expected

zisa is worse

and thatd make me even more of a wimp

and mom would not let me

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im sorry bby

i dont know what to tell you

I would tell my parents that I hate it so much

if it makes you cry

that's not a good sign

unless its a n otp

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i dont even know

i mean i like the games

but practices are hell

yesterday i loved it and today im just….yea

but i cant quit

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yes you can

she treats you souper bad

idk its your choice

but its obviously upsetting you

a lot

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omfg I know

I couldn’t see him being Drake, nope

and he says things twice for emphasis

EMPHASIS

omfg same though same

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omg no stahp

nick is totally drake mhm

shhh its perf

mhmi just donut know~

I dont think id be capable of thinking of an idea for nalice that isn't positive, so that'll be your job :3~

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that’s not an answer

wat happened?!?

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coach kept on telling me to wait when i transistioned and transition when i waiting so i really didnt do anything right and then a jv girl tried to talk to me oin the side but that didnt help and two jv girl were like dont cry and im like what you think i want to cry over this and they are really upset about the concert and i have to try to make practice which isnt fair to you or ems bnut if i dont theyll bench me and in totally today i did 49 line touches which is like sprinting a couple yards and then touchinhg the line and i did 5 dive lines which is spinting a couple feet and then diving but freshman cant do it right so everyone bruises and i split my hand open and she picked me last and put me some where id never been before and expected me to be pro

oh and so after practice sam (the nice one) and marlee and brianna were like its okay dont worry coach was extra hard on you today and sam main and i got in the car and i was trying not to be a mess and i showed dad my hand and he was like tough practice? and i nodded and sam was like ‘no not really’

fuck her.

i dont wanna play volleyball

i dont wanna go to school

i barely even want to go to the concert anymore 

i dont wanna live much either

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Aw Ashley... 

Are you sure you want to play volleyball?

Because to me it really seems like you don't... you should consider quitting..

because its just that you haven't ever been happy with volleyball

like at all

in the past month

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I’m forever happy that this AU is happening

in the midst of all of the romantical feely ones

there’s

Drake

and

Josh.

Ugh I love Nalice so much it’s unhealthy

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It's a wonderful AU 

fantastical

and nate is josh though omg i cnat

all of the romantical feels but I don't know I feel like if something bad happens to them I'll sob uncontrallably

im concerned about my intense emotional attachment to this ship~

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wut happened?

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i cried at volleyball multiple times, cried in the car home, and can basically cry o0n command at the moment

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that's not an answer

wat happened?!?

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how you doin honey boo boo

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wut happened?

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yes ma’am!

It’s one of my favorite’s too

dfjghdfjgh

awh ahw awh awh awh awh

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i love it because the last few minutes when he turns their room into candy land

and they wrestle in chocolate milk omg

i have all of the feels for them hooooomahgerd

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hey there

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how you doin honey boo boo

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hi

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ey qurl~

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omg the drake and josh au is PERF

I read it this morning :3

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It makes me all giggly and awkward omfg do ya recognize the episode we’re doing?~

omfg you self para’s so cayoot

fjkgdhfgjkf

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Omg yes that's my favourite one

the one with the junk food/video game obsession right?

tanks bby :3

the title doesn't have much to do with it but its from a song I heard yesterday and i thought it was lovely

and I think being in love with nate will make her feel less dead :3

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Tank you bbys c:

ooooh

ooh

wait

ooooh

I gotta read it

yolo

the Drake & Josh AU helped, too

because it’s so silly

omfg

Nick sdkjfsh

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omg the drake and josh au is PERF

I read it this morning :3