So many feels to drowned in

Heyy I'm emily Im 20 and I like the internet. I've let several various fandom ruin my life and I'm okay with that lol

[letswaitforme]

i’m GoNNa RiP My FReaKinG THuMBS oFF.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Neil Armstrong’s dad shot a load so powerful it eventually made it to the Moon.

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

my instagram

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

instagram

[catchymemes]

[colourofoctober]

Using technology after any kind of update like…

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” is the original “bitches be crazy”

[just-shower-thoughts]

White boards are remarkable.

[bnha-incorrect-twitter-quotes]

Can’t you hear my heart beat so?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow

[carryonmytardisjohn]

💪💪

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

[churchyardgrim]

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

[stephendann]

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was at a masquerade ball dancing with a stranger, and they pulled me aside and out of the ballroom so we could talk in private. They pulled off their mask and immediately burst into cashews, which then scuttled away like ants.

[ao3-drarry-smut]

phantom of the opera but the phantom is a bunch of cashew nuts

[scared-aquarius]

signs as nebulas

Aries- The Flaming Star Nebula

Taurus- The Soul Nebula

Gemini- The Butterfly Nebula

Cancer- The Bubble Nebula

Leo- The Cat’s Paw Nebula

Virgo- The Tarantula Nebula

Libra- The Flame Nebula

Scorpio- The Hourglass Nebula

Sagittarius- The Lagoon Nebula

Capricorn- The Ghost Nebula

Aquarius- The Horsehead Nebula

Pisces- The Orion Nebula

[zoodiac-comics]

Support

[dameglittermud]

[wanderlusht-deactivated20210217]

A sensitive protector who yearns to be free

[limitless-rose]

Astrology memes

So, I made these on Christmas instead of interacting with my family (because I'm awkward, oof). It's probably trash but whatever, there you go.

(Based on how people of each sign that I know behave)

The Signs and flat earth memes:

The Signs and vaping:

The Signs raiding Area 51:

How the Signs respond to "Fuck you" :

The Signs as Big Time Rush:

The Signs opinion on stabbing someone: