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andrewbelami

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

pendejx-deactivated20200323

25796323689432 feet you say?

dadpat-tactual-deactivated20230

This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

dadpat-tactual-deactivated20230

Happy 10 years to one of the OG funniest viral posts on this site

texaschainsawmascara

Mona Lisa cat nest 😭

heroineimages

That's all kinds of clever

soft morning

Dreamy windows

mundosinsentido-deactivated2019

unfaggy

bipscat

un-kn0wnn25

Carol of the Bells played by basketballs

mlcookies

How lit is this lol

prismatic-bell

Please appreciate that those basketballs had to be inflated to different pressures to produce notes. Not only did they have to tune the balls, they had to figure out not when the balls should hit but when they should be dropped to hit at the appropriate time.

eerian-sadow

This is WILD. I love it

robotsandfrippary

That’s not unlike how you play the bells in a group of bell ringers, except that you don’t have to inflate bells… and you don’t have to dampen basketballs by squashing them into your boobs.

everythingfox

Playing with a kitten and she slept

(via)

great-tweets

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE.

rustybuckett

nickaroooo

damienstarry0w0

You guys missed the best part

ladybugsandchats

Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS

novafuzzcheeks

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

toastbutteregg

chekhov

wildeismsremade-deactivated2019

broitsablog

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

dammitperseus

my friend, if only you knew

randomfandomteacher

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

party-bees-deactivated20181211

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

wine-dark-sea

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

shamwowxl

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:

super-metroid

truly the language of love

gardeninglovers

zero light plants

blackwoolncrown

THIS IS SUCH A SPECIFIC AND SUPER NECESSARY POST.

lionesshathor

Spider plants are among the best natural air filters you can put in a flowerpot. They don’t just produce oxygen, they clean out other gases and toxins and whatever else is floating around the room.

Also they’re easy as fuck to grow more of because they reproduce by putting little mini plants out on stalks. Clip one off, stick it in a pot and you’re good!