When A Chicken Blogs

Park that car Drop that phone Sleep on the floor Dream about me

[piyox22]

[pianowires]

and people say anime is shit.

did this motherfucker just suplex a goddamn deer?

[whitleyisa-deactivated20181209]

“Master of None” Wins Best Comedy Series | 2016 Critics’ Choice Awards

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[psantanico-deactivated20151208]

[skellydun]

[bhucewayne]

Robin! Enough.You can’t let your emotions get the best of you.

[michelleion]

science

[jesus-san]

[heyfunniest]

Philippines right now

[emleechicken]

how i read

a book: oh, only 180 pages left, I'll finish this today

a textbook: another 8 pages left what the fuck this is too much f

fanfiction: only 333k words I'll read this in 2-3 hours

[enzocomics]

SNOW TIRES

[bob-belcher]

[thepetcollective]

[chocolatecottoncandy12]

He’s nodding because he now knows his destiny

[blacksanitas]

Transitioning from October 31st to November 1st like

[thesylverlining]

I honestly was not going to reblog but then turned on the audio and

[angiviper]

OMG the audio is everything

[bossbot]

ADSGFDGJHG

[stand-up-gifs]

Kumail Nanjiani

[video]

[emleechicken]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

You play D&D? I seriously doubt that. I bet you don't even know what dice are.

Wait wait wait so you’re telling me

That these things aren’t elaborately shaped slightly mathematical candies?

I’m still gunna check

shit

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AS WE ALL KNOW, WE WOMEN CANNOT UNDERSTAND COMPLICATED THINGS LIKE DICE

ONLY MANLY MEN KNOW WHAT DICE ARE

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

SOME OF THEM HAVE AS MANY AS TWENTY SIDES. HOW CAN WE UNDERSTAND TWENTY SIDES?

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

The fact that this post is still alive and kicking is hysterical

[clockworkpearlgirl]

D&D? What strange acronym is this? Dishes & Dicks? Because us women only know how to do those.

[health-bodyandsoul]

Dishes and dicks

[emleechicken]

my bank account @ me: why the fuck u buyin..... why you always buyin.... mmmmmmmMMMMMOH MY GOD STOP FUCKIN BUYIN