Stand Up Gifs!

(and also some other stuff occasionally)

[bonefarm]

Get rid of your fucking Ring cameras holy shit. That was one of the most chilling ads I’ve ever seen

[creekfiend]

😰😰😰😰😰

[knitmeapony]

[outlaw-monarch]

For anyone confused about why this "sweet ad" is actually evil:

ring is passing the surveillance they collect to ice

ring is using these ID features to search for/identify people that ice wants to deport/kidnap/disappear, & using it to spy on Americans in general.

This ad is the company's gross & sneaky attempt to appeal to humans' kindness [ I'll be helping people find their pets!" ]

They are trying to trick more people into buying this tool that will be used as surveillance on people living in the USA

AND~!!!

also probably trying to trick people into turning on features/settings that will make it easier for them to pass information to ice and other hostile governmental authorities

[dogpuppy]

[mono-red-menace]

[spearxwind]

Utterly obsessed with this community note

[such-justice-wow]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Thank you Ken! Very cool.

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

The ICE agent who murdered Keith Porter in his own home has been identified as serial child abuser Brian Palacios

ICE agent who killed L.A. man accused of child abuse, racism in court filings

The off-duty federal immigration agent who shot and killed a Los Angeles man on New Year's Eve was previously accused of child abuse and mak

[papasmoke]

[determinate-negation]

imagine if you will, a vast expanse of fuhrerbunkers, each with an individual fuhrer of its own, stretching as far as the eye can see. this is also known as the american suburbs

[papasmoke]

May 100 million John Browns bloom

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

ICE agents forced to flee Minnesota neighborhood due to car alarm alert system

Frustrated Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers fled a Minnesota neighborhood after residents alerted each other by triggering car a

Basically, people are using their key fobs to set off their car alarms when they see ICE.

This is effective for several reasons:

Obviously, it alerts everyone that something is wrong. Given ICE has been terrorizing Minnesota, people are likely to immediately know it is ICE. This gives people time to flee or barricade themselves in their homes.

ICE loses the element of surprise.

If one person hears a car alarm go off, they can trigger their own alarm, alerting even more people, but also making it really annoying for ICE. Annoying sounds petty, but it can be effective. Have you ever been in a building when a super loud fire alarm went off? It's very hard to concentrate. You can't hear much else. You just want to leave. ICE experiences this when a whole street if car alarms go off. Which means they make mistakes.

[eddieisanidiot]

This was how we were alerted to ICE attempting to gain access to our apartment building. This 100% works.

[ellewantsrevenge]

[kawuli]

so I was somewhere behind that sound truck in the first picture with @mythopoetry and @grison-in-space and an hour after the march was supposed to start we were shivering and wondering why we weren't marching, dammit.

well. we weren't marching because there were too many people in the way.

we left at that point to avoid literal frostbite, but as we were heading for the car they started moving.

Minnesota showed the fuck up.

[grison-in-space]

I kept yammering as we were waiting, is this going to be like the DC Women's March in 2017? Where I also showed up like an hour early and didn't march, because the crowds had taken over the entire marching route. I keep thinking, looking over the photos, that that's exactly what happened. We couldn't march because there were too many people in the way.

Minnesota showed up in a way that cannot be spun or repressed, dammit. We did it here, and we will continue showing up in our communities until ICE has retreated like the incompetent cowards they are.

ICE DELENDA EST

[columboscreens]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cryptid-sighting]

Holy shit dude

[cryptid-sighting]

I feel he's like 6-8 weeks away from the kids taking his car keys away

[cryptid-sighting]

"Appeared sleepy" bro, he looks like he is being kept alive by black magics

[manculture]

[warriormale]

Even future US Presidents need to be PROUD of their Manhood.

DROP that DAMN TOWEL Kennedy!

Be PROUD to be a Man.

Be PROUD of your Man Muscle, Cock and Balls!

Be PROUD of your nude Manliness!

Train and fight!

Love your nude Manliness!

WarriorMale

[stand-up-gifs]

Lydon B. Johnson would have dropped that towel no problem.

[cosmicretreat]

The return of Shameless Fled Cruz

[lavender-linens]

To all the people in the tags joking about Rafael Edward Cruz being the most accurate severe weather alert system in Texas, the news has you covered!

[notes-from-wonderland]

In a memo to Interior Secretary Doug Burgum and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem regarding tribal members recently detained by ICE, Frank Star Comes Out, president of the Oglala Sioux Tribe, said:

“This is a treaty violation. Treaties are not optional. Sovereignty is not conditional. Our citizens are not negotiable.”

He added:

“The irony is not lost on us.”

[forestgreenandgray]

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