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sam/21/capricorn @liminalphoto

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this is the worst and weirdest thing I've ever read on the whole internet

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is there anything more hometown aesthetic than 24 hour mexican joints after midnight

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o and this is my outfit of the night

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I went out with my coworkers and we got pulled over driving around the community college campus and then I mooned a major street while a cop was coming and peed in a park playing Pokemon go I'm a bad girl now

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planning your mental breakdown is #justlittlecapricornthings TBH. i'm like, i can't embarrass myself in front of my aunt and look ungrateful. i need to wait til friday when i see my mom.

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Personality Quiz

1. What is your favorite color among the many colors of Joseph's coat as described in Donny Osmond's Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat? a. Olive b. Fawn c. Azure d. Ochre e. None of the above 2. How sick are you of your own constant urge to try to make Bible references work in a half serious/half lightly ironic kind of way? a. Well, I see through a glass darkly right now, but surely I will come face to face with this sick compulsion! b. I only started believing in God because that's what the cool kids do now. But not in a hokey spiritual way. The rosary is Very In. And you always admired [name redacted, but she was this too pretty/too cool girl you went to high school with]'s commitment to The Lord c. Behold, a pale horse! 3. You are walking through a dark forest when you come to a fork in the road. Which path do you choose? a. The beach (confront your semi-rational fears of drowning, sharks, open water) b. The castle (confront your fucking irrational fear of ghosts [seriously, what's that about]) 4. What do you feel in the back of your throat? a. Bile from everything you binge-ate in the past 48 hours b. A primal scream containing the fear that your mile time on the treadmill is inaccurate c. Sobs reflecting the frustration of feeling the need to write about your suburban millennial problems while knowing they are not a universally relatable or timeless experience d. All the fucking words to 4 Non Blonde's "What's up"? 5. What's haunting you right now? a. Everything that makes you sad that you are to embarrassed to repeat but nonetheless you are extremely depressed over all the people you have ever pitied in your life and you don't know how to cope with that because seriously who has that kind of problem b. The future, generally IF YOU CHOSE ANY OF THE ANSWERS: go to sleep, get up, text your mom, get help, get help, for real after twenty-one years get some help and stop lying to therapists and your parents, but seriously you will probably just fuck around on your phone for another hour and have a miserable day tomorrow. Hope you enjoyed this quiz, please subscribe for more!

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most of the time I am fine but then out of nowhere I will get severely depressed like so much that my brain is screaming GET HELP GET HELP and the craziest part is this really only lasts for a few hours.

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everyone who posts their boobies online for art has nice boobies anyway what a sham

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I'm having fun out here

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i'm on /r/infj for some reason and on this thread about high school everyone's like "i was so quiet......an enigma.....didn't like the popular kids...." and i'm like well that was me the first two years of school but the last two lol i was a fucking clown

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just imagine feeling like you are on the right side of history by belonging to a group like this.

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George is the most relatable of the Plantagenets tbh the man just kept fuckin up

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if we’re going to use the term “smol bean” for anyone can it be Richard III

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honestly only still here to post about my niche interests that wouldn't get attention on my fandom tumblr

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if we're going to use the term "smol bean" for anyone can it be Richard III

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i say things like “aly raisman is my literal girlfriend” but lets be honest if we were living in a world where my only dating pool was world class gymnasts and they all reciprocated my affections i’d probably be dating aliya mustafina and we’d have a slightly distant but extremely functional power couple-type relationship that actually would end up suiting our personalities very well