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👽seventeen👽

[ripe]

[amipunkyet]

[trapcard]

you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when i’m not moving he just sits there and either looks at me or sleeps. i went to take a shower and he fell asleep outside the bathroom door waiting for me. like go the fuck away. go away!! 

[joshpeck]

i have never read anything so ungrateful in my lifetime

[securitylucy-deactivated2018102]

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

[neomachine]

[the-anal-destiny]

The artistry.

[jazzisback-deactivated20190120]

award winning

[noneotherthanthejoker-deactivat]

Finally some good news:

[jettestblack]

[the-amazing-boy-catastrophe-dea]

My reasons for doing things:

1. Spite 2. The Aesthetic

That’s it.

[meaningsofthestars]

okay i lied 3. Attention

[teenscoolest]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: Selena Gomez guest starred on Hannah Montana as pop star/rival Mikayla Skeech in three separate episodes. But she also was Alex Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place. We know that Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana take place in the same world because of the 2009 crossover special "Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana". Both characters can't exist simultaneously unless Alex Russo created a pop star alter ego and used magic to never be recognized for it, yet this is never addressed and the series move on

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

[gothicprep]

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

[yiffest]

covalent bonds

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

if u ever called me pretty I lov you. ur pretty too

[plasmalogical]

sometimes ill go “hey… hey” at my dog until she calms down and looks at me and then ill tell her “smoke weed every day” and she goes wild. idk what she thinks it means

[caviria]

[hand]

me: *gets a bad idea*

me: great idea

[threefreeze]

shakespeare was ahead of his time

[natashkashai]

reblog if baby don’t hurt me just played in your head in perfect tonality